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Bronze cage

To your bedroom! Immediately! And then out the window!

You rush into your bedroom, but sadly your escape plan is foiled by of the lack of a window in the room. Another one of your mother’s ridiculous rules. The ones she makes for no reason and then they make your life even harder at some poin…oh….she’s good.

What did you do?

42 Suggestions for “Bronze cage”

  1. Iccc says:

    Look around your room.

  2. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Quickly recall what spells you can cast.

  3. UnitedRebellion says:

    Look around for weapons you can use.

  4. Garsemor says:

    Baricade the door using the large crate to your right.

  5. Kayar says:

    Take stock of the room’s contents.

  6. WhatDoIDo says:

    Barricade the door with the crate, BUT search the crate before.

  7. Eric says:

    Cast Amplify on the flame.

  8. Max says:

    Squander single mana bar uselessly

  9. Kouk says:

    Gather up your wizardly accouterments and then use your magic.

  10. srdudeman says:

    lol one mana bar

  11. Limette says:

    Ask yourself why you have you a bedroom when you are incapable of sleep.

  12. PHANTOM says:

    Push the table in front of the door.

  13. Danny says:

    Listen to a recording by My alchemical wooing

  14. hero122 says:

    study magic spells QUICK

  15. tgdda says:

    Read scroll.

  16. 3Chris28 says:

    Cast Levitate on the crate (lol rhyme :D ), move it in front of door, then set it down and search it.

  17. 3Chris28 says:

    OR wonder what the purpose is of a bedroom without the ability to sleep.

  18. Purpleraven says:

    What? No Window? Well, lets make one.

  19. TJ says:

    Tunnel! Tunnel your way out!

  20. Riaxh says:

    cower in fear.

  21. A innocent bystander says:

    Grab some spoons and tunnel!!!

  22. Necoo says:

    use the fire to burn down the house…. better then eating that crappy meal

  23. numberQ says:

    Melt the doorknob with that torch so that when your mother tries to open your door her hand is burned… assuming that she opens the door.

  24. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Burn down the house…with your mad dancing skills.

  25. Isriddari says:

    Check your schoolbooks to see what spells you have learnt/are learning.

  26. Keewy says:

    Ponder your age.

  27. Vozw says:

    Look in the crate./Look around the room.

  28. Volpe says:

    Open secret door in closet which leads to abandoned shaft down into hidden cave system which allows access to the woods outside of town – you use it to escape your mother all the time!

  29. Djorin Fa says:

    Grow your awesome beard that you will some day inexplicably shave off.

  30. Lord Ike says:

    Retroactively gain several levels. You never know when you’ll need them.

  31. Shadow says:

    Use your secret passage.

  32. mahta says:

    lock the door,
    or
    look around
    or
    hide under/in something

  33. Ixtey says:

    Wank! :>

  34. NightFlame says:

    destroy a wall then jump.

  35. Piotyr says:

    USE YOUR ELVEN WITS!

  36. nooB says:

    you used 1 mana-bat to liquify a hole into the wall

  37. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    I second nooB, Volpe, Vozw, Purpleraven, and everyone else.

  38. jerqod says:

    whine.

  39. jerqod says:

    complain.

  40. jerqod says:

    stand up to your mama. Wuss!

  41. jerqod says:

    pass out to forget this horrid memory.

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