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Chill bro

Somehow put him in your inventory

Well it can’t be that hard, you’re just gonna…

OH FU-

What do you do?

47 Suggestions for “Chill bro”

  1. tgdda says:

    Bend him into shape!

  2. Eric says:

    Next.

  3. roko says:

    Quick make sure lolrus is ok!

  4. Gir says:

    Paint him!

  5. Rae says:

    equip hat mustache and necklace in order to free up inventory space.

  6. TJ says:

    Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!

  7. Eggface says:

    I wonder if this cave has something to do with that Verzvat guy?(or whatever his name is)

  8. Dellis says:

    Now that my somewhat icy grasshopper friend has been conveniently stored, I explore the area, ready to cast on ANYTHING that appears a quick incinerate spell, no matter what it is.

  9. 3Chris28 says:

    Wonder if, once you got some mana, it would be possible to cast Amplify on yourself/your mana bar/anything else.

  10. Kouk says:

    Combine inventory items to make new, more compact items.

  11. Nevyrmoore says:

    Break him into pieces to take up less space!

  12. The Man says:

    Buy more inventory space…

  13. maxx111 says:

    WAit one dog gone minute. That montage had a night transtion. Mana please. (we also lost 2 gold)

  14. me123 says:

    Next.

  15. Blarghhhh says:

    since there was a night in the cutscene, give us back our mana plz!!! then cast enlarge on inventory

  16. Penguin says:

    Wonder how you managed to not get any expirience over that trip. How’d you get out of that angry mob without killing anything?

  17. forky gentleman says:

    do not care he is your noble mount. he never betrayed you in the hard times.

  18. Blue_Elite says:

    “Stack” the crystal shards to free up some space.

  19. Terroc says:

    ok that over with Lets get outa this cave!!

  20. that guy says:

    combine walrus with hat and fake mustache to create fancy walrus

  21. newbie says:

    Rest for the night. First thing in the morning, cast amplify on your backpack.

  22. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    combine broken lolrus with hat and fake mustache to create fancy broken lolrus and free up inventory space

  23. Necoo says:

    look around for an extra pack to expand your inventory

  24. Jason says:

    ==>
    or
    James – Be the grasshopper.

  25. Lunar-tic says:

    Wait out the storm!

  26. hero122 says:

    mana plz and EXP.

  27. Niriw says:

    Next

    or

    Se what Deblin and his familiar are doing

  28. Ixtey says:

    Amplify the Draconic Gents poster and set fire on it to give warmth.

  29. Supernerd says:

    Keep going!

  30. Shadow says:

    Check the inventory.

  31. Snark says:

    See what Ray is doing.

    Also, piss yourself to keep warm.

  32. Volpe says:

    reorganize your inventory so it is more efficient…and less insane

  33. Edwardius says:

    Dump all the crap items from you inventory.

  34. necoo says:

    oh by the way… what did you use all your manna for if it has been a week…

  35. NightFlame says:

    Get the grasshopper back out

  36. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    First, check to see if the Walrus is ok. Then try to take out grasshopper and chop him to pieces using the bandit blade or liquify him and put him in a make-shift container. If you are able to crush your grasshopper like you did with that fairy, then you might try to make another “HP Potion” that gives you a 200 level boost!!!

  37. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    Wait, did the grasshopper just take space only, or did he crush something in the inventory?

  38. jerqod says:

    slice him into clearly less-spacious peices

  39. jerqod says:

    reallize the pointless stuff in your inventory that you cant use for anything but use for feeding a fire to keep you warm.

  40. jerqod says:

    think about what you had done those past 9 days that could have drained your mana. I mean, doesn’t it recharge to full each morning?

  41. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    Equip the necklace and the bowler hat to save inventory space (I second both roko and Rae.)

  42. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    JamestheElf, I completely understand that we can only control James in this story (except for special ocasions like when we controlled Jane when she was telling her story of how she died.) However, I posted this cut-scene idea because;
    A. I thought it might be a great cut-scene,
    B. We can introduce a new character to the plot, and
    C. The new character can help James realise something that people have been trying to make him realise for a long time; THAT HE IS IN AN RPG!!!
    However, thank you JamestheElf, for seconding my idea. I really appreciate it, and I appologise for any misspelled words.

  43. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    I want this to be a cut-scene, perferably at the end of the chapter, but I will continue posting this post untill it is made(You’ll thank me later). I apologise if i misspell wurds and if this comment is too long. CUT-SCENE “Then, a little tiny light apears in the air. It gradualy gets bigger and bigger until it becomes a portal!!! Then, a hand, then an arm, then the rest of a body comes through the portal! It’s a human, and someone of which the likes has not seen before. James does a quick assesment of what the portal human has. He has a backpack which is filled with a lot of supplies and equipment, gear, and weapons. Another bag contains a few books (they look like manuals, but you can’t read human and eventualy turn them upside down because you HAD them upsidedown the entire time) and a device with a lid that you cannot identify (turns out to be a laptop, but that will be revealed later.) Then, the eyes from the person who came out of the portal moves. (Switch to his eye perspective) the eyes open a bit, then close. then open a bit wider, then close again. But finaly, the eyes open wide completely, and they focus on what is in front of you; an elf. (Switch back to normal perspective.) as he extends his hand the human looks at it, but eventually reaches out for his hand to help him up.” END OF CUT-SCENE.

  44. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    I second refilling your mana.

  45. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    LolaDaRogue, in response to your previous request… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. We all have to make sacrifices. EVEN IN AN RPG!!! So now… Break off pieces of the grasshopper and store them in your inventory. Or chop them using the bandit blade. Or liquify them and put them in a make-shift container (that can hold water, you dumb-dumb) If the pieces thaw, crush them to make something like that “HP Potion” you made that gave you a god-like form for a short time!!!

  46. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a moment. Is the grashopper even alive? Is it somehow frozen in suspended-animation or something?

  47. Fitzy says:

    Rearrange your backpack space so that the “5. Pierced Garden guild robes
    ” with “7. J.Woodrock record” switch with “9&15. Damaged walrus statue” so that the walrus has his “10. Idiotic use of inventory space” back.

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