Ask the bandit leader why he cares about Deblin and Trudy’s relationship.
WOAH WOAH WOAH
What do you do?
Ha. You still have some health. Now use YOUR bandit blade.
deblinuseuberattacknao!
Cast Paralise on him.
Unleash your special low-health power attack!
Get so angry you become DARK JAMES and have youre level double.
That lowlife! he ripped your only robes KILL HIM!!!
Okay, that was just rude, confuzzle that stabber.
Wet yourself in fear.
Bleed.
Think endlessly about your counterattack. He must abide the rules of turn-based combat after all.
Whack him with your staff.
Die. Become undead.
i second Johngod3.
(People, didn’t anyone see WE HAVE NO MANA?)
incinerate him or pull out your bandit blade, stab him, then amplify the damage done
better yet cause we have no mana, stab him with your blade, smash him with your club, whack him with your staff, then run behind Deblin or wish Jane was still here, she was useful in this type of situation
Cast Poke
Bite his face off.
This seems like the perfect moment to let out an ear-piercing scream.
Brace yourself for a battle of epic proportions
scream in agony!
Surrender.
Play possum. Pretend your dead and hope he goes away.
Alright, the jig is up. Return the walrus.
Insert something from your inventory into your permanent record that is significant enough to win!
Attempt Persuasion, you have no mana.
Pretend to be dead
KILL KILL KILL!
Or
RUN RUN RUN!
Persuade him that it was all a bit misunderstanding, and really Deblin’s fault.
remember the bandit leader who you confuzzled
*big*
Okay. Time to get serious. Interactive Fight Sequence Go!
I second Chaotick
Use the fake facial hair to stop the bleeding, then throw your fancy hat at him. Works in the movies!
Imagine what your funeral will be like.
cry because you haven’t had any manna for a week because you never rested at night
Drop the Frozen Grasshopper on bandit.
Put the fancy Walrus into your records.
turn back into a dragon born again!!!
Quickly grab your magical profile and write “heartless” on it, that should undo most of the damage you suffered.
or
Quickly grab your magical profile and pierce it with the dragon tooth.
Quickly grab your magical profile and write “imune to daggers”.
Counter attack with the frozen grasshoper, nobody would ever expect such unusual weapon.
Feign death! It’s your family tradition to wuss out!
Cast an electric barrier spell around you.
Oh never mind; no more mana! Run instead!
COMBO ATTACK WITH DEBLIN.
Quaff mana potion.
Confuzzle the chest-stabbing bastard.
Realize that you don’t have any mana potions, and run away.
Play dead. Even though he can probably see your health bar.
Pray that someone (preferably holy) comes to your rescue
Use your Limit Break and finish him.
Stall until your mana recharges.
Tell him that just because he’s in his period doesn’t mean he can go around stabbing people.
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Ha. You still have some health. Now use YOUR bandit blade.
deblinuseuberattacknao!
Cast Paralise on him.
Unleash your special low-health power attack!
Get so angry you become DARK JAMES and have youre level double.
That lowlife! he ripped your only robes KILL HIM!!!
Okay, that was just rude, confuzzle that stabber.
Wet yourself in fear.
Bleed.
Think endlessly about your counterattack. He must abide the rules of turn-based combat after all.
Whack him with your staff.
Die. Become undead.
i second Johngod3.
(People, didn’t anyone see WE HAVE NO MANA?)
incinerate him
or
pull out your bandit blade, stab him, then amplify the damage done
better yet cause we have no mana, stab him with your blade, smash him with your club, whack him with your staff, then run behind Deblin
or
wish Jane was still here, she was useful in this type of situation
Cast Poke
Bite his face off.
This seems like the perfect moment to let out an ear-piercing scream.
Brace yourself for a battle of epic proportions
scream in agony!
Surrender.
Play possum. Pretend your dead and hope he goes away.
Alright, the jig is up. Return the walrus.
Insert something from your inventory into your permanent record that is significant enough to win!
Attempt Persuasion, you have no mana.
Pretend to be dead
KILL KILL KILL!
Or
RUN RUN RUN!
Persuade him that it was all a bit misunderstanding, and really Deblin’s fault.
remember the bandit leader who you confuzzled
*big*
Okay. Time to get serious.
Interactive Fight Sequence Go!
I second Chaotick
Use the fake facial hair to stop the bleeding, then throw your fancy hat at him. Works in the movies!
Imagine what your funeral will be like.
cry because you haven’t had any manna for a week because you never rested at night
Drop the Frozen Grasshopper on bandit.
Put the fancy Walrus into your records.
turn back into a dragon born again!!!
Quickly grab your magical profile and write “heartless” on it, that should undo most of the damage you suffered.
or
Quickly grab your magical profile and pierce it with the dragon tooth.
or
Quickly grab your magical profile and write “imune to daggers”.
or
Counter attack with the frozen grasshoper, nobody would ever expect such unusual weapon.
Feign death! It’s your family tradition to wuss out!
Cast an electric barrier spell around you.
Oh never mind; no more mana! Run instead!
COMBO ATTACK WITH DEBLIN.
Quaff mana potion.
Confuzzle the chest-stabbing bastard.
Realize that you don’t have any mana potions, and run away.
Play dead. Even though he can probably see your health bar.
Pray that someone (preferably holy) comes to your rescue
Use your Limit Break and finish him.
Stall until your mana recharges.
Tell him that just because he’s in his period doesn’t mean he can go around stabbing people.