Introduce yourself as “James the Beneficent Archmage.”
Oh no! Not your James Woodrock ™ hair!
What do you do?
Burst into tears.
Return Bob to his rightful owner.
Gently place Bob on the ground and throw a tantrum over your lost hair.
Duck.
Grab that hair!
BITCH! PETRIFY!
Flip the fuck out
Flip th-
Oh, someone already suggested that.
Then, grab that shiny cutting weapon and use it to replace the hair that it cut off.
Mess your hair up now, it’s all ruined!
Politely inquire as to why she’s trying to kill you.
YOU CUT MY HAIR. Prepare to die.
Liquify her hair as payback.
Locust swarm her to show how religious you are.
Oh well, you were starting to look like Ray.
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Burst into tears.
Return Bob to his rightful owner.
Gently place Bob on the ground and throw a tantrum over your lost hair.
Duck.
Grab that hair!
BITCH! PETRIFY!
Flip the fuck out
Flip th-
Oh, someone already suggested that.
Then, grab that shiny cutting weapon and use it to replace the hair that it cut off.
Mess your hair up now, it’s all ruined!
Politely inquire as to why she’s trying to kill you.
YOU CUT MY HAIR. Prepare to die.
Liquify her hair as payback.
Locust swarm her to show how religious you are.
Oh well, you were starting to look like Ray.