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He never saw it coming

Make the grasshopper your familiar.

You quickly turn around and assign the grasshopper as your familiar.

He remains stunned as you have outwitted him. Or…maybe he doesn’t really care.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “He never saw it coming”

  1. Chimaera says:

    invite Holy to join your party

  2. K17U says:

    Name it Grasshoppah.

  3. Input says:

    Ride with Deblin off into the sunset.

  4. Toastytoast says:

    Give your new friends(Grasshopper and Holy) BIG HUGS!

  5. Hauteclere says:

    Name it Jeff, Jeff the grasshopper

  6. srdudeman says:

    ask holy to join your party
    or
    fly around on your grasshopper till you find something cool

  7. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    deblin and holy follow you and youre grasshopper as you reide to the army of hell

  8. Szkieletor says:

    Ask Holy where we can find other skulls

  9. Shadow says:

    Show off your new familiar.

  10. A innocent bystander says:

    Shake your groove thang for getting a familiar.

  11. JamestheElf says:

    Ask the artist to please draw grasshopper (reminder, we need to name it) with the style shown in panel 610, “Amplify”. It looked cooler.

  12. Godly says:

    Name the grasshopper Flum.

  13. kilozombie says:

    Now have Holy join your party.

  14. Razorhead says:

    Show familiar in character screen.

  15. ChaoticBrain says:

    Name him Tiny.

  16. nooB says:

    hope that amplify is permanent

  17. PHANTOM says:

    Wait… Does the Grasshopper look different?

  18. an alien says:

    rest and re-amplify as much as possible.

  19. Ijon Tichy says:

    Ride on your grasshooper. Now sky is the limit!

  20. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Next…

  21. Michos says:

    Name the grasshopper Steven.

  22. Kouk says:

    Name it — a rich and majestic name.

  23. me123 says:

    Name it Buggles!

  24. Pazno says:

    Imitate David Carradine.

  25. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    Realise that RPG stands for “Role Playing Game”, and that you ARE in an RPG!!!

  26. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    Or, this comment below this one

  27. Name it Skycutter, and ride it into the sunset.

  28. Antipope says:

    Check status of Mapmaking quest completion

  29. Blue_Elite says:

    Tell the young grasshopper it has much to learn.

  30. Jason says:

    Ponder how your new familiar acquired pupils.
    Or
    Ignore the spontaneous mutation in your familiar and have Deblin melt your glorious hair back on.

  31. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    I’m sorry that I could not type this earlier, problem with computer. I want this to be a cut-scene, perferably at the end of the chapter, but I will continue posting this post untill it is made(You’ll thank me later). I apologise if i misspell wurds and if this comment is too long. “Then, a little tiny light apears in the air. It gradualy gets bigger and bigger until it becomes a portal!!! Then, a hand, then an arm, then the rest of a body comes through the portal! It’s a human, and someone of which the likes has not seen before. James does a quick assesment of what the portal human has. He has a backpack which is filled with a lot of supplies and equipment, gear, and weapons. Another bag contains a few books (they look like manuals, but you can’t read human and eventualy turn them upside down because you HAD them upsidedown the entire time) and a device with a lid that you cannot identify (turns out to be a laptop, but that will be revealed later.) Then, the eyes from the person who came out of the portal moves. (Switch to his eye perspective) the eyes open a bit, then close. then open a bit wider, then close again. But finaly, the eyes open wide completely, and they focus on what is in front of you; an elf. as he extends his hand(cont later)”

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