Realize that you’re dreaming after you lost consciousness because of extreme low temperature.
You realize that…
…even though it’s not true and you can’t dream. There is also a giant ice dwarf town right, in front of you… not that that’s important. Ice dwarves are pretty much the same as normal dwarves, but grumpier. Probably because they aren’t accepted as an official player race yet.
What do you do?
Wonder if you can breath fire
Enter.
Draw wings on record and fly into town.
ask deblin what he wants to do
Draw yourself some bewbs to defeat the Dwarf
draw a bad*** sword on your record
realize you got high on drugs you got from the last town and regain insaneness
no one likes to be a dragon born change back already
Can we turn back into an elf already?
Change back
Search for a new rulebook in town which has info on Rhevale races to see if the new form comes with new abilities.
Fudge a few numbers on the permanent record.
Enter wit yo brofa and chill in tis here crip
PLEASE! Turn me back to normal. I’m begging you! (Seriously, those dwarves aren’t going to like a weird mutant guy that much).
Draw yourself as the epitome of Dwarf-ness and enter.
Go in.
Go in.
or try to breathe fire, tho i doubt it will work in such a low temperature.
Make your race normal again and perhaps increase your level by several thousand, so that you may better intimidate these dwarves.
Looks like a maze is in front of yonder town… how could you possibly cheat those things?
Go look for the obligatory sidequest that’s in every town.
Change back as to not startle the dwarves.
Add “infinite mana” and “uber spells” to record.
Before entering the town write Endless Mana in your folder, then put it away for safe keeping!
Dragon born is 4.0 and as we all know, all 4.0 things are arbitrarily bad, so re-elfitized self.
Change back into an elf so you won’t scare the dwarves.
Go shopping and look for trainers. I you have time afterwords look around for party members.
Draw a beard on your character sheet so you can look like a dwarf.
Skate right on in there!
become an elf again
Walk into town and punch the first dwarf you see in the chest. It’s the Dwarven way, after all. Then ask about finding the Ice Castle.
Realize that you are cold-blooded (being reptilian and all) and suddenly have your metabolism slow down to a crawl as a result of these arctic temperatures! SCIENCE IS A BIGGER BITCH THAN MAGIC!!!
Just take out the Draconic gents poster and the Perced garden out of your records
use your new-found charisma and good looks to charm the dwarves.
OR ask deblin his opinion on your recent change
“Giant” and “dwarf” don’t belong together in a sentence, this must be a tiny ice dwarf town.
Draw a snow dwarf into you record so that their race is a player character and they’re less grumpy
GET RID OF THE CAPSING DRACONIC GENTS POSTER AND PIERCED GARDEN CARD!
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