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Hi

Notice that something is amiss.

Indeed, where once a blue girl stood you now find a pile of ash. This makes you wonder what was so important that she had to leave her ash behind.

You also don’t remember there being two creepy guys in the alley before.

What do you do?

37 Suggestions for “Hi”

  1. Szkieletor says:

    Change the record so you can easily defeat them

  2. BoozeAddict says:

    Do a taste check on that blue thing she has

  3. Gl1tch says:

    Inventory ashes.

  4. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Tell him that “‘Ello” isn’t a proper word.

  5. Danny says:

    Note that they are wearing the bandits gear. Put on Bandits clothing from Inventory and try and fit in with their bandit ways.

  6. Shadow says:

    Scream like a little girl.

  7. Kouk says:

    Quickly locate Deblin.

  8. Rocker says:

    Change the record so that you are level 200 and have mastered every spell.

  9. kilozombie says:

    Obviously this is not who they look like. Give them a hug.

  10. nooB says:

    Take the pierced robes out of your record

  11. K17U says:

    I second Gl1tch.

  12. Chaotick says:

    Say hello.

  13. ChaoticBrain says:

    Tell him that “‘Ello” isn’t a proper word. Then change the record so you can easily defeat them.

  14. TJ says:

    Throw some of this convieniant ash into their faces and run!

  15. an alien says:

    Try to remember who they are.

  16. Niriw says:

    Fail to remeber who he is, and pretend you’ve been friends for ever

  17. eric says:

    electro sheild

  18. JamestheElf says:

    run.

  19. Loof says:

    Fetch the ashes.

  20. Zorq says:

    Change his gender.

  21. Dellis says:

    Remember he’s the master of the bandit clan you confuzzled into killing his own comrades time ago.

  22. Godly says:

    Flashback time!

  23. PHANTOM says:

    Cast dopplegangerize on yourself.

  24. Lord Ike says:

    Hastily slip Pierced Garden card into the record.

  25. A innocent bystander says:

    Run because you have no mana left,
    sooooo you’re pretty much as good as dead.

  26. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    This comment is made up of almost all comments above, so I second almost all comments.

    Note that they are wearing the bandits gear, so put on Bandits clothing from Inventory and try and fit in with their bandit ways. Then tell him that “‘Ello” isn’t a proper word. Then remember he’s the master of the bandit clan you confuzzled into killing his own comrades time ago. Then hastily slip Pierced Garden card into the record.

    But if all else fails, scream like a little girl, Throw a little bit of this convieniant ash into their faces, and run like a little b*tch.

    And if THAT fails, increase your size DRAMATICALY by editing your record.

    And if THAT fails… You. Are. So. SCREWED. (Excuse my language)

  27. Antonio Gutierrez III says:

    Scratch that, i second all comments (except ones from Jason.)

  28. Vayne Rumar says:

    Inventory the girl’s ashes so you can revive her later and demand free training. Pay no mind to the angry bearded man.

  29. PHANTOM says:

    Scream “DEBLIN!” in hopes he will come to your aid in the assumption these guys want to kill you.

  30. rokothegreat says:

    Do something completely random.

  31. Gir says:

    Quick! Use persuasion to kill themselves!

  32. The Man says:

    Put the insignia back in your permanent record!

  33. necoo says:

    confuzzle! (hay it worked before)

  34. me123 says:

    Next

  35. Penguin says:

    Give the bandit the bandit knife.

  36. Jason says:

    I second my own comments.
    Which would be -
    Doppelgangerize – Confuzzle doppelganger. Make him have terrible flashbacks!
    After magically obtaining mana of course.

  37. Nate says:

    Confuzzle him so he kills everyone important to him! Again!

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