Notice that something is amiss.

Indeed, where once a blue girl stood you now find a pile of ash. This makes you wonder what was so important that she had to leave her ash behind.

You also don’t remember there being two creepy guys in the alley before.
What do you do?





Change the record so you can easily defeat them
Do a taste check on that blue thing she has
Inventory ashes.
Tell him that “‘Ello” isn’t a proper word.
Note that they are wearing the bandits gear. Put on Bandits clothing from Inventory and try and fit in with their bandit ways.
Scream like a little girl.
Quickly locate Deblin.
Change the record so that you are level 200 and have mastered every spell.
Obviously this is not who they look like. Give them a hug.
Take the pierced robes out of your record
I second Gl1tch.
Say hello.
Tell him that “‘Ello” isn’t a proper word. Then change the record so you can easily defeat them.
Throw some of this convieniant ash into their faces and run!
Try to remember who they are.
Fail to remeber who he is, and pretend you’ve been friends for ever
electro sheild
run.
Fetch the ashes.
Change his gender.
Remember he’s the master of the bandit clan you confuzzled into killing his own comrades time ago.
Flashback time!
Cast dopplegangerize on yourself.
Hastily slip Pierced Garden card into the record.
Run because you have no mana left,
sooooo you’re pretty much as good as dead.
This comment is made up of almost all comments above, so I second almost all comments.
Note that they are wearing the bandits gear, so put on Bandits clothing from Inventory and try and fit in with their bandit ways. Then tell him that “‘Ello” isn’t a proper word. Then remember he’s the master of the bandit clan you confuzzled into killing his own comrades time ago. Then hastily slip Pierced Garden card into the record.
But if all else fails, scream like a little girl, Throw a little bit of this convieniant ash into their faces, and run like a little b*tch.
And if THAT fails, increase your size DRAMATICALY by editing your record.
And if THAT fails… You. Are. So. SCREWED. (Excuse my language)
Scratch that, i second all comments (except ones from Jason.)
Inventory the girl’s ashes so you can revive her later and demand free training. Pay no mind to the angry bearded man.
Scream “DEBLIN!” in hopes he will come to your aid in the assumption these guys want to kill you.
Do something completely random.
Quick! Use persuasion to kill themselves!
Put the insignia back in your permanent record!
confuzzle! (hay it worked before)
Next
Give the bandit the bandit knife.
I second my own comments.
Which would be -
Doppelgangerize – Confuzzle doppelganger. Make him have terrible flashbacks!
After magically obtaining mana of course.
Confuzzle him so he kills everyone important to him! Again!