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If a monster falls in the woods…

Incinerate.

The gases from the monster’s stomach increase the effect of your spell. Your EXP bar nearly fills up.

What do you do?

43 Suggestions for “If a monster falls in the woods…”

  1. Esquire says:

    Survey the damage.

  2. jerenator says:

    Erm… That was a very big ‘splode. How about Next?

  3. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    i agree next

  4. Hennjo says:

    Hope you get away with only minor burns

  5. bamboo says:

    boom boom next

  6. goodish says:

    Remember that your supposed to be mapping 1/3 of the continent

  7. Garsemor says:

    go bolster infront of Jane.

  8. Gl1tch says:

    Collect reward.

  9. Uoteau says:

    Collect reward or NEXT.

  10. fff3 says:

    next

  11. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Blame the fire on the monster, no need to have those fairies angrier at you.

  12. Niriw says:

    Just stare Jane directly with an evil smile on your face.

    OR

    Next

  13. Johngod3 says:

    Check loot drops.

  14. Input says:

    Return to the queen looking like a hero.

  15. Namida says:

    Incinerate the explosion! \ò_ó/

  16. Lunar-tic says:

    Admire your handiwork

  17. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Nexters.

  18. Kouk says:

    Gloat.

  19. Fred says:

    Retrieve your staff. Again.

    Or

    Don’t look at the explosion. Cool guys don’t look at explosions.

  20. mewrose says:

    Find something else to kill to fill up the EXP bar.

  21. Hennjo says:

    Ask Jane who’s the worst mage ever now

  22. CNinja says:

    “Don’t look at the explosion. Cool guys don’t look at explosions.”

    Second.

  23. Riaxh says:

    What were you saying a moment ago Jane?

  24. nooB says:

    survive

  25. Caff says:

    Do a victory dance, no need to stop doing that now that you have done it the last couple of times.

  26. ChaoticBrain says:

    Look at Jane, grin, and flip her off.

  27. K17U says:

    Since you’re probably being hurled through the air right now, it might be a good idea to do something about the incomin impact with the ground.

  28. Zonath says:

    Make sure the fire doesn’t burn down the fairy forest.

  29. AMRIV says:

    Strike a pose, cause things just got victorious.

  30. an alien says:

    Collect reward.

  31. mahta says:

    Ask Jane if the “worst mage ever” could have done that
    or
    look around
    or
    return to the fairy and get your reward

  32. Ijon Tichy says:

    Look at Jane to see her reaction on great victory of “worst mage ever”.

  33. Someguy says:

    victory pose!

  34. Szkieletor says:

    I second Ijon Tichy

  35. necoo says:

    complain to the party that if they were not there you would have lved up because you would not have to share your exp

  36. Godly says:

    DANCE!

  37. Chaotick says:

    Collect reward
    or
    Demand a statue built for you
    or
    Next

  38. maxx111 says:

    Fly like an eagle

  39. Edwardius says:

    Next

  40. Riaxh says:

    collect monster ashes :D

  41. PHANTOM says:

    I second Riaxh.

  42. Chowder says:

    Land, comically.

  43. Gir says:

    Land on your feet, say something cool, then walk away from the explosion while putting on sunglasses.

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