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James the conjurer

2 CHR 1 DEX Conjuration pack

Now to destroy some harps.

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “James the conjurer”

  1. AzerothDN says:

    finally destroy that harp.

  2. TJ says:

    Try to cast sex-change on the harp… just to see what would happen…

  3. Szkieletor says:

    Leave the harp and ask for a fairy and guitar to incirenate for another uber potion (http://what-do-you-do.net/2009/07/purple-magic-powder-get/)

  4. Doomcat says:

    i second Szkieletor.

    OR

    look at your new spells and cast the most interesting and destructive sounding one at the harp!

  5. Uoteau says:

    Conjure yourself some food first, you haven’t eaten for days.

  6. Caff says:

    Use Doppelgangerize on Ray and his harp so HE can try listening to his own damn music.

  7. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Conjure some locusts, they might destroy the harp and those cheep-skate fairies.

  8. Edman says:

    GET THE CASH REWARD FROM HER!!!!!!

  9. mahta says:

    o_o
    Doppelgangerize

    nuh said.

  10. an alien says:

    Doppelgangerize Ray.

  11. Godly says:

    Incinerate that harp as if your life depends on it.

  12. Kouk says:

    Petrify Harp strings.

  13. Koyal says:

    Doppelgangerize a fairy, then kidnap the real one.

  14. fishsicles says:

    INF___INGCINERATE. THE HARP MUST DIE.

  15. John says:

    Try out locust swarm on Ray’s harp, see if they eat through the wood. If that doesn’t work, incinerate it.

  16. zachary says:

    see if jane approves

  17. Blarghhhh says:

    conjure some sort of monster to destroy rays harp. After all, summoning a giant monster couldn’t possibly have any negative reprecussions.

  18. NightFlame says:

    Forget about destroying, just get out.

  19. nooB says:

    Doppelgangerize the Fairy Queen

  20. necoo says:

    cast locus swarm and tell them to eat the harp

  21. someone says:

    Unleash some deadly gratitude on that Harp.

  22. PHANTOM says:

    Cast dopplegangerize on Deblin.

  23. hero122 says:

    make jane see how much you care, by casting doppleganger on her.

  24. Supernerd says:

    Wait until after you leave before destroying the harp. Otherwise Ray might be able to get another one.

  25. pivotman99 says:

    Conjure a pumpkin.

  26. Halan says:

    Where’s the money the fairy promised?

  27. Gir says:

    A’splode the harp!

  28. Pazno says:

    Ask if their eternal gratitude extends to being a familiar.

  29. The Man says:

    Conjure Food

  30. Niriw says:

    Ask for the cash reward

    OR

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ELF! DOPPELGANGERIZE YOURSELF!!!! so you can be two times awesome/idiot… or just to see how the cape looks on you

  31. me123 says:

    Next.

  32. Volpe says:

    Try to incinerate the harp, but miss and hit Ray instead…accidentally.

    Then incinerate the harp.

  33. ManualSearch says:

    Doppleganger harp and Ray.

  34. ToastyToast says:

    I third Szkieletor

  35. Pikapals says:

    Doppelgangerize Staff and dual wield staffs.

  36. Strokend says:

    There’s no way you can sound awful with a harp. Even if you’re horrible at being a bard. Persuade Krinn to steal it instead.

  37. Greenwind says:

    Doppelgangerize self and cast sex change on doppelganger, thus creating a perfect elvish woman.

  38. HellMage501 says:

    WAIT. Maybe a harp isn’t that bad. It’s girlish but yeah. Listen to him play.

  39. Johngod3 says:

    An instrument is useless without a user. Incinerate Ray instead.

  40. Jahws says:

    Even if it’s not on the official skill list, having unlocked conjuration, only one thing should be done:

    Conjure yourself bouncy.

  41. The One Guy says:

    Doppelgangerize Ray and keep the doppelganger; if he’s an opposite like doppelgangers are often said to be, he might even play well! Send real Ray back to those who thought he was king.

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