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James the draconic bandit

Combine inventory items to make new, more compact items.

In an effort to free up some space you combine the walrus statue, fancy hat and the fake facial hair to create a fancy walrus statue. You also stick the “Draconic gents” poster and the Pierced garden card in your permanent record.

The changes made to the magical record take effect immediately.

What do you do?

22 Suggestions for “James the draconic bandit”

  1. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    OH HOLY SHI….
    i mean mow that you have new stuff in youre record automaticcally become level 10

  2. Lunar-tic says:

    Realize the magic properties of the record and make yourself level 200 and remove the Draconic gents poster.

  3. Lunar-tic says:

    The bandit card too.

  4. Gl1tch says:

    Ogle Deblin.

  5. Szkieletor says:

    Quickly remove Dragonic Gents poster and Pierced garden card from record.

  6. JamestheElf says:

    I 2nd Szkieletor… but then see if you can add something else.

  7. DynamoDan says:

    Stuff DRACONIC GENTS into the crack in the WALRUS STATUE.

  8. DynamoDan says:

    Quickly take DRACONIC GENTS in and out of your PERMANENT RECORD repeatedly for shits and giggles.

  9. Godly says:

    Throw dragonic gents picture out of your record, then find the page wich displays your level and change it to 9000>

  10. BoozeAddict says:

    Remove the poster and card and make your dream come true- put Walrus statue in your record.

  11. Razorhead says:

    Put the Dragon Tooth in your record.

  12. Kayar says:

    ^ Razorhead seconded.

  13. Edwardius says:

    Remove the offending elements from your profile. Also modify your level 10 and begin multiclassing with warrior.

  14. Chimaera says:

    I third Razorhead

  15. PHANTOM says:

    UNDO, UNDO!

  16. necoo says:

    change it back NOW

  17. Johnny says:

    wonder why your weeks of traveling have not refilled your magic points

  18. The Man says:

    Learn about your new found race

  19. nooB says:

    look in your charsheet for details about the recent changes

  20. Gir says:

    Take out the papers. This also explains why the last couple of panels you were actually smart.

  21. roko says:

    ponder about the pros and cons of this change.

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