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John the warlock

Put the leech in your chin, pretend its a goatee and that you are John The Warlock, evil brother to James The Mage.

This is the dumbest thing you have done.

Oh wait…almost forgot about everything else in your life.

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “John the warlock”

  1. Spenser says:

    Pretend to be an Evil Genius bent on world domination!

  2. Gir says:

    Burn everything!

  3. K17U says:

    Pass out from anemia, as a result from the leech.

  4. someone says:

    Eat the leech.

  5. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Terrorize the city with the persona of ‘John the Warlock’, BUILD AN EMPIRE ON JOHN THE WARLOCK.

  6. Eric says:

    Sell the leech for moneyz.

  7. Input says:

    Slowly realize that your health is depleting.

  8. PHANTOM says:

    Sneak up on Deblin without the goatee and scare him.

  9. Kouk says:

    Follow Deblin and see what he does.

  10. jerqod says:

    save the leech in your inventory for future disguise purposes.(If it fooled Deblin, chances are it could fool a brain-dead ogre.)

  11. Gl1tch says:

    Explore.

  12. asdfghjkl; says:

    Buy a mask.

  13. LolaDaRogue says:

    ask deblin about where you are.

  14. Riaxh says:

    stop, just STOP.

  15. Ixtey says:

    Pull off the leech when Deblin’s not looking, then sneak up behind him to see where he goes next.

  16. Realmhopper says:

    Get as far away from Deblin as you can while you have the chance.

  17. necoo says:

    eat the leach to regain your blood and next

  18. NightFlame says:

    Stomp on the leech

  19. me123 says:

    Next

  20. tgdda says:

    Update your character sheet to match what your current status.

  21. zachary says:

    go look for jane

  22. Godly says:

    Keep your hair the way it is now but lose the leech.

  23. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Be serious for a moment and ask Deblin just why the hell he thinks this place is so great.

  24. Vozw says:

    Stick the leech onto whoever is behind you.

  25. pieman170 says:

    hang your head in shame, because deblin is a retard and ther only good member (techy) of the party is gone

  26. Volpe says:

    EVIL WARLOCK ANTICS MONTAGE GO!

  27. Niriw says:

    Look around town for something interesting… maybe upgrade your equipment or a subclass trainer

  28. hydrowolfy says:

    find holly.

  29. RDubya says:

    Realize too late that James the Warlock really is your evil brother and he is wanted around the world for his heinous crimes.

  30. TJ says:

    TEAR the leech off fora dramatic reveal!

  31. RDubya says:

    (Sorry, JOHN the Warlock)

  32. Lunar-tic says:

    Let sanity return, please

  33. Antipope says:

    Rally the townsfolk as your new party

  34. that guy says:

    ask what you aren’t seeing about this village that deblin finds so appealing

  35. DynamoDan says:

    LEECH MONOCLE!!!

  36. Citizen Kane says:

    > asdfghjkl; says:
    >May 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    >
    >Buy a mask.

    This, but make it a skullcap for some of that classic fantasy villiany.

  37. hydrowolfy says:

    Enough of these shenanigans! It’s time to man up! Get your smarts back from roy!

  38. BoozeAddict says:

    Rob a store, then put the leech on some random guy.

  39. TheGuyFromThatPlace says:

    Watch as the leech falls of and dies due to your unhealthy blood.

  40. jerqod says:

    LOL and explain it was you in disguise.

  41. jerqod says:

    is that supposed to be an insult the guy from that place

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