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Kissing the turf

Now stand back up.

You stand up and notice a viking woman, dressed in yellow. Bob’s eyes glow.

What do you do?

42 Suggestions for “Kissing the turf”

  1. Eggface says:

    ignore the fact that that woman may be in trouble and ask Bob why are his eyes glowing

  2. Kayar says:

    Ask her for Bob’s password.

  3. hydrowolfy says:

    Ask viking woman if she needs any help.

  4. Doomcat says:

    notice that the bush next to her has a broken branch and act like it is mortally injured

  5. Chimaera says:

    Accuse Bob of using his X-ray vision.

  6. Nate says:

    Continue staring at the guardian’s shapely ass; you know, to get this encounter started with your best foot forward.

  7. Lunar-tic says:

    The skull clearly belongs to her.

  8. Michos says:

    ^Doomcat^

  9. Reginald McMuffin says:

    Hold up your staff and yell “BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! I HAVE THE POWAH!” To make her feel welcome.

  10. Ijon Tichy says:

    Say “hello”.

  11. Niriw says:

    Introduce yourself to the yellow lady

  12. CompactDesk says:

    With grace, query her to the subjuct of her potential of being Bob’s guardian.

  13. Antipope says:

    again, This is the next guardian, mission accomplished

  14. Limette says:

    Just insult her,what would match your behavior until now.

  15. Namida says:

    Ask her which one she is. Make sure to use the exact words “which one”, as it is considered polite in these parts.

  16. A innocent bystander says:

    I agree with Doomcat.

  17. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Ask her why she enjoys eating grass so much.

  18. K17U says:

    Tap dat Ass.

  19. Greetz says:

    ^same as above

  20. maxx111 says:

    Ooh. Whats that over there?

  21. SpiderSnail says:

    Viking woman,don’t you mean “Valkyrie” ?

  22. Ixtey says:

    Run awayyyy.

  23. emperorexposition says:

    Look at Bob, look at Woman, look at yellow Chatbox / eyed skull, look at yellow woman trying to retrieve skull, look at yellow accented skull missing a guardian, look at yellow accented woman guardian missing a skull…

    ….. fail to understand and walk away.
    (Stupid Mage)

  24. an alien says:

    Say hello to golden TROLL woman. Vikings. pfft, they are legends.

  25. Hauteclere says:

    store the hammer she droped

  26. BoozeAddict says:

    she definately ISN’T Bob’s guardian. Ignore her and go check on Deblin

  27. Kouk says:

    Introduce yourself as “James the Beneficent Archmage.”

  28. Chimaera says:

    Girls are so silly

  29. Godly says:

    Help her up like a gentleman!

  30. Orion says:

    where.. did she just come from? I swear she wasn’t there before. and why is her face on the ground? that’s not normal.

  31. Terroc says:

    Continue waiting for something plot relevant to happen

  32. Realmhopper says:

    Ask Bob if the viking woman is Holy

  33. necoo says:

    poke her

  34. Fred says:

    Seduce said yellow viking woman. She clearly meets your standards.

  35. PHANTOM says:

    I second Fred.

  36. rokothegreat says:

    notice something else completely un-plot relevant

  37. Iccc says:

    Give skull to her and leave NAO!

  38. The Stick says:

    Kick her while she’s down.

  39. Walkensheetpial says:

    Run, dumb elf!

  40. purpleraven says:

    Poke her and ask, “Why are you yelling?”

  41. bard says:

    seduce her.

  42. bard says:

    look at that pose. she is waiting for you. come on. SEDUCE SEDUCE SEDUCE.

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