Sit here and refuse to do anything until the plot comes to you.
If it’s so important they can just come here and tell you.
What do you do?
Deprive plot of usefullness. Claim you don’t need it; tell it that it’s not your friend any more.
Stall time.
look over to your side and see something shiny and go to pick it up
Aw, what are you kidding, you love sidequests!
look at the plot device.
While your waiting you get lonely
Realize that you COULD cast electric barrier, but realize also it is much more gentlemanly to get hit in the face.
say Hi to strange screaming figure… be overly friendly… scarily so if possible.
Gawk at plot device, make a snappy comment.
Get idstracted by something that’s right next to you and move
Next
Cast electric barrier behind you in the direction of the sound.
Look behind you and cast an electric barrier.
Refuse to refuse to do anything.
It’s Krinn. Do a barrel roll to dodge!
Dance like you’ve got ants in your pants.
… duck
tie your shoes
Randomly sidestep.
DODGE!
Omg, it’s Techy! with a new hat!
Recover after you get crushed by the plot.
Omg ditch Deblin and find the others!
Trow the leech, you dont need it anymore
Epic block. You know its there.
oh look, something shinny.
Standing Montage!
Is that a white mage with a hammer? o_O
You know, your sex-change spell has been sitting around and gathering dust for a long, long time. Why not use it at the person nearest your back? Surely that person would not mind. At all.
SPLORCH!!
Electric Barrier, because this can’t end well
It’s still not here, keep waiting.
look up and realise that theres something cool looking right above you and be frozen in place
2nd Ixtey
Turn your attention to incoming plot.
Dodge!
next
Spin 180 degrees in a kung fu pose
cast sex change on the person behind you. After all, nothing bad could possibly happen. I’m sure they won’t mind.
Cast electric barrier. OR Notice a gold coin on the ground.
continue with the thought you had before the scream
krin!?!?
krinn?!?!
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Deprive plot of usefullness. Claim you don’t need it; tell it that it’s not your friend any more.
Stall time.
look over to your side and see something shiny and go to pick it up
Aw, what are you kidding, you love sidequests!
look at the plot device.
While your waiting you get lonely
Realize that you COULD cast electric barrier, but realize also it is much more gentlemanly to get hit in the face.
say Hi to strange screaming figure… be overly friendly… scarily so if possible.
Gawk at plot device, make a snappy comment.
Get idstracted by something that’s right next to you and move
Next
Cast electric barrier behind you in the direction of the sound.
Look behind you and cast an electric barrier.
Refuse to refuse to do anything.
It’s Krinn.
Do a barrel roll to dodge!
Dance like you’ve got ants in your pants.
… duck
tie your shoes
Randomly sidestep.
DODGE!
Omg, it’s Techy! with a new hat!
Recover after you get crushed by the plot.
Omg ditch Deblin and find the others!
Trow the leech, you dont need it anymore
Epic block. You know its there.
oh look, something shinny.
Standing Montage!
Is that a white mage with a hammer? o_O
You know, your sex-change spell has been sitting around and gathering dust for a long, long time. Why not use it at the person nearest your back? Surely that person would not mind. At all.
SPLORCH!!
Electric Barrier, because this can’t end well
It’s still not here, keep waiting.
look up and realise that theres something cool looking right above you and be frozen in place
2nd Ixtey
Turn your attention to incoming plot.
Dodge!
next
Spin 180 degrees in a kung fu pose
cast sex change on the person behind you. After all, nothing bad could possibly happen. I’m sure they won’t mind.
Cast electric barrier.
OR
Notice a gold coin on the ground.
continue with the thought you had before the scream
krin!?!?
krinn?!?!