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Locust swarm!

Cast Locust Swarm on her.

You unleash the power of…

…two grasshoppers. Looks like your mage level is too low for this spell to be effective.

What do you do?

23 Suggestions for “Locust swarm!”

  1. Fred says:

    DODGE!

  2. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Nonsense, these two will be of great use as a distraction. Now run to a barber. Your hair needs it.

  3. Niriw says:

    Cast Doppelgangerize and Invisibility on yourself

  4. Godly says:

    Run away like a madman!

  5. JamestheElf says:

    Cast amplify on the grasshoppers.

    OR

    Second Niriw (Doppelgangerize and Invisibility yourself)

  6. Loof says:

    Amplify the grasshoppers, duh.

  7. Input says:

    Cast Dopplegangerize on that swarm.

  8. Input says:

    Cast Doppelgangerize on that swarm.

  9. A innocent bystander says:

    Laugh like a maniac until you see yellow girl flying at u again
    then u open your arms for a hug

  10. forky gentleman says:

    liquefy her weapons. she seem aggressive and you have heard that drunkards should drink water to calm down, after that she will surely reward you.

  11. John says:

    Sex change her!!!
    or
    Give her a dramatic glare with a glint in your eye. You’re angry she hurt your hair.

  12. Godly says:

    Where’s Deblin when you need him anyway?

  13. Chimaera says:

    Incineraaattteee!!!!

  14. Iccc says:

    Grasshopper minions, ATTACK!

  15. Gl1tch says:

    Ask if she’s the guardian.

  16. an alien says:

    Amplify the grasshoppers!

  17. necoo says:

    conjure food and give it as a peace offering

  18. Kouk says:

    Shield self with new skull friend.

  19. Antipope says:

    Chuck the skull at her

  20. PHANTOM says:

    Cast paralyze on the viking enemy.

  21. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Nutritious!

  22. tggda says:

    Summon more locusts! It costs no mana.

  23. fishsicles says:

    Seeing as the spell has no apparent mana cost, summon more insectoid minions!

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