Stick frozen grasshopper into your record, causing yourself to be cryogenically frozen for future generations of Deblins to lug about and eventually unfreeze so you can then be healed.
Seems to me like dragons, being lizards, would have some sort of regeneration effect. Have Deblin stick the Draconic Gents poster and pierced garden card back in your permanent record. This may also confuse your attackers.
have a flash back, regret something you didn’t get to do, then black out/zone out
or
wish Jane was here. She was useful in times like this. So useful that it almost made the nagging worth while
Activate magic powder affect.
tell deblin to use teleport like he did back in this panel: http://what-do-you-do.net/2010/02/maild/
Deblin can handle this. Black out.
or whataver elves do when they lose too much blood
Run away till nightfall, then once you have your hp and mana back, kick their asses!
See your life flash before your eyes.
Auto recover
Ask Deblin Teleport to Ray kingdom.
He and the guardian can handle Ice Castle alone.
Raise your fist and swear revenge on the mysterious stranger
Next.
Use your hands, or anything in your inventory, to staunch the bleeding.
Chuck the frozen grasshopper at them.
Incinerate the wound to minimize blood loss.
your life flashes before your eyes
Play chess to stave off death.
Continue to bleed.
Stick frozen grasshopper into your record, causing yourself to be cryogenically frozen for future generations of Deblins to lug about and eventually unfreeze so you can then be healed.
Ask the bandit if he greets everyone new person he meets like this.
use bandit blade to cut strips out of pierced garden guild robe, then tie the strips around the wound for makeshift bandages
Die
Next
Fix it in the permanent record.
i second Kayar
Set Deblin’s monster on them
Skip to the part where you find a healer.
Take out a pokeball and capture the tiefling! What, you made a pokemon reference.
Seems to me like dragons, being lizards, would have some sort of regeneration effect. Have Deblin stick the Draconic Gents poster and pierced garden card back in your permanent record. This may also confuse your attackers.
Skip ahead to where you regain consciousness in a safe location.
Hallucinate from all the blood loss.
send a look of revenge back at the enemies
Pray to the Gods…Evil Gods or otherwise…for help.
Alternatively:
Complain about the pain as loud as you can manage.
You need to stop that bleeding FAST, use the first thing you can put your hands into.
Go into blood loss induced hallucinations.
Next.
have a flash back, regret something you didn’t get to do, then black out/zone out
or
wish Jane was here. She was useful in times like this. So useful that it almost made the nagging worth while
(as we are in no position to make any sorta decision in this state)
Mumble something “prophetic” in your unconscious delirium.
Start dream sequence.
Pray that Jane shows up.
Put frozen grasshopper in character profile.
Erm, run.
Find a HEALTH POTION that somehow restores your health and removes your wound with no medical knowledge what soever.
use your physic abilities to conjure up a healer
Hallucinate.
Suck on deblin’s horn while hallucinating
Once Deblin get’s you to safety Use your magical folder powers to heal yourself and maybe pencil in infinite mana while your at it
Now die and become undead?