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The good ol’ days

See your life flash before your eyes.

You concentrate on particular day of your life – May 16 1514. The day you made the…discovery. Of course the day started pretty much like any day of your horrible childhood. It is noon and you are trying to avoid eating your mother’s horribly cooked stew. She almost has you pinned down as you have no access to the kitchen (a.k.a. the nightmare factory) and the hall. Your options include the bathroom, your bedroom and if you’re lucky maybe even the front door. Your memory is pretty weak, probably because of that giant bleeding hole in your chest…you try to remember…

What did you do?

38 Suggestions for “The good ol’ days”

  1. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Cast Incinerate on your mother.

  2. Fight to the death with her.

  3. Iccc says:

    Go to your bedroom in your dream

  4. roko says:

    wonder why your mana bar is so small

  5. Someguy says:

    try your luck and run out of the front door as fast as you can.

  6. Johngod3 says:

    Hide under your bed.

  7. Dellis says:

    You ran for the front door.

  8. Halan says:

    Next.

  9. carl says:

    Come back to the present, look at your wound, and pass out.

  10. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    hide under the bed is seconded

  11. Roklobster says:

    Go through the bathroom and out the window in there but inventory your toothbrush first.

  12. Godly says:

    Cast something that costs 1 mana bar!

  13. Riaxh says:

    hide in the attic.

  14. Riaxh says:

    front door? try the back door.

  15. Shadow says:

    Confront you mother heroically.

  16. Lord Ike says:

    Went to the bathroom, got bored, and gave myself the haircut I have today.

  17. Niriw says:

    Next

  18. Keewy says:

    You remember you go to the bathroom before you wet yourself.

  19. someone says:

    Stab yourself in the chest to make it more like the present.

  20. mahta says:

    ignore the pain and keep remembering

  21. PHANTOM says:

    Make a sprint for the front door as fast as possible.

  22. an alien says:

    Hide in bathroom until she passes then run for the front door.

  23. Szkieletor says:

    Go to bathroom, take the stew through doors and then trash the stew into toilet

  24. hero122 says:

    get to the bedroom and grab walrus toy imedeately

  25. Riaxh says:

    look into the room and see that your mother is….. Jane! *gasp*

  26. Loof says:

    Run out the door and burn down the house.

  27. Kayar says:

    To your bedroom! Immediately! And then out the window!

  28. that guy says:

    use your one bar of mana to cast some random attack spell (since you’re untrained and have no real degree of control over your magic) most likely killing your mother or gravely wounding her

  29. Nikochan says:

    try to remember why you have a bedroom, since you can’t sleep….

  30. nooB says:

    you turned invisible

  31. Supernerd says:

    You made a loud noise in another room until it got her attention, then snuck away.

  32. john says:

    in your dream, use your one bar of mana to cast heal on yourself in the real world.

  33. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Suddenly realize your mother bears a disturbing resemblance to Deblin.

    or

    From where you are currently hiding, demand a sandwich instead of soup.

  34. Blarghhhh says:

    cast incinerate on your mother… duh

  35. Roklobster says:

    Nikochan makes sense- i second him

  36. Edwardius says:

    I third Nikochan. It sounds like a hilarious revelation.

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