Wait until someone else does something.
Useless without a staff and paralyzed by fear, you tremble and hope that someone else saves the day.
What do you do?
Wait until someone else does something.
Useless without a staff and paralyzed by fear, you tremble and hope that someone else saves the day.
What do you do?
Raise finger to rebuttle, and then be distracted by butterfly.
Do something worthy of the worst mage ever.
Shout “AM NOT!!!”
Use levitate to push the staff deeper in his brain.
Explain how its part of your awesome plan.
Go cry in a corner.
Remember: it’s more afraid of you than you are of it.
Toughen up. Show everyone how manly(elfly) you are.
Cry
Break down and cry and become totally useless for the rest of the battle.
Inform Jane that words can hurt too.
or
Tell her she is the best killjoy ever.
Try to get your staff back
Tell her that this was actually all part of you plan.
i think now is the best time to ask jane wether she is alive undead or unliving?
Get angry and become a tough elf for once,show her that you can easily beat that monster without help
Your feelings have been hurt. Cheer up by electrecuting the monster.
Show Off
Anounce Predetermined victory!
Use the bubble like a hamster ball and attack.
Go into fetal position and start crying.
Take the time to explain to Jane exactly how she is mistaken and why you are in fact the best mage ever.
Have flashback to numerous occassions when others called you the ‘Worst Mage ever’
Pass out
get sad and cry
Taunt him because you are now safe.
Cry at Janes hurtful remark.
Assume that she was talking about the beast.
Explain it was all part of your plan, and use the staff in some manner to at least damage the beast. Perhaps the Light idea.
Go into a state of depression.
Retrieve Staff!
Retrieve Staff!
Celebrate victory.
Gently retrieve staff and enter an emotional bonding montage with the beast.
Now you are offended. Time to kick some ass and prove Human!Jane wrong.
ask for a new staff as you would not like one with eye goo on it
Cry.
KILL IT WITH VEGEYS.
Hulk Smash
Say that you are sorry.
As the one guy said: Take the time to explain to Jane exactly how she is mistaken and why you are in fact the best mage ever.
Have something snap in your brain and start being a great mage.
Ask someone to recover your staff
Confess your love for her, then brace yourself for pummeling.
Have your dreams of being the best mage ever be crushed.
get offended by her rude remark
Perform a dramatic leap, grabbing your staff and cast liquify (or alter gender) on the monster.
Be amazed at your ability to produce a barrier without the need of your staff, ignoring the female human behind you the whole time.
seduce jane
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