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You’re mature now

Avenge your follicles and cut her hair too.

In order to avoid getting close to her hands, you use your last bar of mana to avenge your golden hair.

What do you do?

36 Suggestions for “You’re mature now”

  1. DynamoDan says:

    Handshake time!

  2. fishsicles says:

    We’ve come to aid you… BUT TOUCH MY HAIR AGAIN AND I SHALL USE YOUR SOUL TO FUEL MY ARCANE MAJICKS. So yeah, friends?

  3. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Continue to ignore the right hand no doubt reaching for a weapon.

  4. Realmhopper says:

    Fail to hand over the now stolen Bob

  5. Gl1tch says:

    Return her skull.

  6. Gir says:

    Laugh at her for losing, because that’s what people with good sportsmanship do.

  7. hero122 says:

    give her the skull and tell her to keep it safe fo vlaf,veloaf,whater the dragonkin’s name was.

  8. necoo says:

    regrow your hair

  9. me123 says:

    Next

  10. Angryguy says:

    Mana potions, you need some, if she wants to speak something of major importance she can follow you around while you are shopping anyway

  11. A innocent bystander says:

    Notice that Bob is gone.

  12. 794 says:

    Oh look its midnight! (fills up your bar)

  13. LolaDaRogue says:

    ask Bob if Holy is his guardian

  14. LolaDaRogue says:

    oops. scratch that. I didn’t realize i skipped a panel

  15. LolaDaRogue says:

    whatev’s next

  16. Antipope says:

    invent secret handshake

  17. kilozombie says:

    Now you’ve had your fun. Say that if she doesn’t back off, you’ll destroy Bob.

    And if he complains, tell him about a magical land where flying chairs live. He’ll fall asleep in no time.

  18. Kouk says:

    Take advantage of the situation to …

    Relate to her the entirety of your adventure thus far, leading to this point.

    OR

    Relate to her the entirety of your adventure thus far — beginning with your childhood.

  19. Kouk, I think you mean Childbirth, not Childhood. xD

    Steal her clothes and use them as a disguise.

  20. tgdda says:

    Now talk to her, explaining your extreme situation and your recent disbandment.

  21. Niriw says:

    Explain everything to her

  22. Atrinos Azuleous says:

    Time to bargain. Quest rewards are slippery, right? (See Fairy Queen: Gold)

  23. PHANTOM says:

    Tell her and Deblin the grand tale of your adventure up to this point off screen and ask her to join.

  24. Ixtey says:

    Produce a peanut butter and jelly sandwich out of nowhere and use it to block her next attack.

  25. mahta says:

    let her speak

  26. Anonymous says:

    Pick up Bob to make sure that he doesn’t get stolen and begin to tell her how rude it was for her to attack you after you split up from your group just to locate her and return Bob.

    OR

    If Bob is already stolen, blame her for failing to protect him in the first place and then attacking you while you protected him.

  27. WhatDoIDo says:

    What’s uhh, what’s her name? Hole-e or Hall-e?

  28. ToastyToast says:

    Be excessively nice to her. Tell stories her of your wonderful adventures and meaningful relationship with Bob.

  29. ToastyToast says:

    *Tell her

  30. NightFlame says:

    Kill the giant grasshopper first

  31. hydrowolfy says:

    Ask her why she went all amateur barber on you.

    OR

    Give her a big old hug to establish friendship!

  32. emperorexposition says:

    First things first, PICK UP BOB.
    Would be a shame if he was kidd…er skullnapped.
    Holy would hold that against you and you’d have to go on a side mission to get it back and that would be so annoying as we’ve already lost skulls that way. Learn from your mistakes stupid Elf.

    Then start negotiating for quest rewards from Holy.
    It’s only you and Deblin to share between SWEET.

  33. emperorexposition says:

    (Oh and next time we sleep can we please read a section on mana cost for our spells)

  34. LastCopTe says:

    Whatever she say don’t believe her, make her a hostage until you find better evidence of her being the guardian.

  35. carl says:

    Hand over bob.

  36. bard says:

    seduce her.

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