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Amateurs…

Find the rest of the party, they are obviously lost without your fearless leadership.

THOSE FOOLS! What are they thinking?! They are standing in the middle of a port with brightly-coloured clothes. Even the worst greater shooter in the world could kill them like this. What is behind them seems to be a giant sea vessel of some sort, although it doesn’t look like any ship you’ve seen before.

What do you do?

23 Suggestions for “Amateurs…”

  1. roko says:

    set sail for bandelin

  2. Greetz says:

    Heroically leap to save you’re dumbfound party members from the obviously hidden bomb in that crate!

  3. Kivon says:

    Plot a course for bandelin using your vast knowledge of geography.

  4. LastCopTe says:

    Go slap Techy for looking at you like you where some kind of wierdo.

  5. ForeverLoading says:

    Spit on clothes to make them darker.

  6. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Punch Ray in the snout to establish superiority.

    Alternatively; Examine Ship.

  7. hero122 says:

    whisper to jane that you liked ray better before everything was life or death.

  8. Johngod3 says:

    Steal whatever Ray’s holding.

  9. Jalygtra says:

    Wait a minute…. it´s not a ship, it´s a giant turtle!!!

  10. Shadow says:

    Observe the surroundings, you must protect them.

  11. Not james says:

    Show off new hairstyleand/or belt by spinning EXACTLY 32 times, anti-clockwise.

  12. Tarrei says:

    look at the vessel and be astounded by it’s windows :D

  13. BoozeAddict says:

    use techy as a shield against inpending doom!

  14. Wizician of the West says:

    Push Ray down telling him that a greater shooter was tottally aiming for him just now.

  15. Isriddari says:

    Go over whatever plan the party has come up with.

  16. Dellis says:

    examine ship.

  17. Antipope says:

    Flaunt new look

  18. zeta-mus says:

    Discuss girly things with techy.

  19. tgdda says:

    Push them out of the way.

  20. mahta says:

    re-aquire Ray’s crown. Take the map too

  21. Riaxh says:

    use your 20 INT to work out whats going on.

  22. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Demand a reward from your party for saving them from their perilous fate.

  23. Alex says:

    Ask Ray why he’s constantly annoyed.

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