In order to survive, you must maintain constant vigilance. To accomplish this, drink as much coffee as you possibly can.
Quick as a fox, sharp as an owl. Quick as a fox, sharp as an owl. QUICK AS A FOX, SHARP AS AN…
Oh..you’ve arrived. You are now facing the “Broken land” – a group of twenty or so islands, linked to each other with bridges.
What do you do?
Try to determine what has caused this sudden “intelligence swing.”
Investigate 1st island.
Shout at everybody,”What are YOU looking at?” for no reason what so ever.
Shopping!
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take out your dagger and approach stealthily.
Explore.
Look for a market, they may have shoes!
Walk over all of the bridges between the islands but only cross each bridge once.
Look down.
Look for shoes J.S.
summon energy bar. :3
Go fish.
pickocket all 6th island’s residents
Cross the bridge, beware of bridge trolls.
Get some EXP for discovering this new land.
go shoplift…ehm… shopping!
Talk with Jane about rainbows, butterflies, ponies and girl stuff
second purpleraven
2nd on Energy Bar
burn the Vridges then they can’t attack.
Complain about the greyness of the landscape.
Burn the bridges!
laugh hysterical at a cat holding a cheeseburger.
Eavesdrop on party members
Burn the bridges. Don’t question why.
Jump into the water.
Wonder why you are suddenly acting like James/an idiot.
Go into a hyper-energetic state from drinking all the coffee, and proceed to give everyone high-fives and telling them what good jobs they are doing.
Ponder what James could be doing…
Flashback about what you’ve done after separating with James and Deblin.
Give everyone you see in the Broken land a ‘DON’T MESS WITH US’ stare. Any one of them could be an ASSASSIN.
no one can be trusted anyone that gets near you stick a knife in them
Run through the town and start trolling, as your race was born to do.
Imply that Jane secretly has a thing for James hidden under a veil of cruelity.
get a great urge to pretend that you are a bridge troll.
Without thought quickly break the first bridge so that the other islands float away.
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