Realize you’re having a gruesome vision of the future… in your flash back!
You are sad to realize just that. Mostly, because you realize that even at the age of 132 you have still not grown the awesome goatee you’ve always dreamed of.
What did you do?
Examine the bottles on the shelf.
Pick up the crystal ball, and inventory it, replacing your stick. CHANGING THE FUTURE!
Mix and ingest potions.
Create a time paradox.
Realise you haven’t changed clothes since your “young” years.
Realize that you were seeing the present when you were flashbacking And then go into a long explanation That eventually creates a time paradox
AKA i second PHANTOM
Realize you are even further in the future having a flashback to when you flashbacked to seeing a gruesome vision of your future during your flashback!
Look over the potions on the selves
go along with the flashback.
take a look around.
tap the crystal ball.
flashback to the present?….. no, future?
Next.
Attach the crystal ball with the stick!
i second hydrowolfy and Mush so you can make a staff to fight your mother with.
look for magic enhanceing items to send through time via magic ball.
Scribble mustache onto orb.
Do something about it.
Insert awesome goatee on record
why is there a magic future-visionary orb under your room?
or
hit your mother in the head with the orb
Change your level to 14 in your permenent record
draw an awesome goatee on your face
Shout warnings to yourself
Vow to never become as much of a weak loser as that guy, and resolve to train harder for the rest of your life, for the sole purpose of becoming something better than that vision. Something that would also have a goatee.
Create a time paradox that will completely change your world, since this one sucks.
scribble a goatee into your record
gape at the awesome cape your future self has, than go on a flash-back quest for it
Scream at your crystal ball that you must get a goatee.
Smash the crystal ball to pieces and put it in a beaker, or something like that.
Resolve with all your willpower NEVER to get rid of any goatee you may grow in the future.
Cast some sort of spell on the future you, causing you to grow a goatee
examine the bottles on the shelf.
or
look at what is casting the green light
Do something absurd and dangerous because you now know that you will live to at least 132
Continue watching until you see how you survive this encounter. Then in present time recount this memory and do what you did in your flashback when you saw the future.
Question how you can be having a flashback watching yourself have a flashback watching yourself have a flashback watching yourself have a flashback watching yourself have a flashback…
Or: Wonder how you had a money indicator when you didn’t get it until later in your adventure.
Use your knowledge of yourself watching yourself in the past, to change the present for the better!
OR
Pour potions into the globe in the hopes of healing your future self.
Notice the mysterious command from the DM said “what DO you do”, instead of “what DID you do”, and thus realize that your mind is being manipulated.
OR
Turn around and pick up the pumpkin.
Check to see if you have one of those “permanent record” thingys like your future, pathetic, goatee-less self has.
Draw a goatee on your permanent record picture
Try to memorize permanently how the things will develop by seeing them in the crystal ball, so you can use them in the present to foresee what attacks the enemy will do.
Swear a sacred oath to grow a goatee,
and then run for your life as you hear your mother coming.
Watch yourself fail in the crustal globe, and remember what NOT to do in your present future.
wCan we grow the goatee back? That was awesome.
CURSE YOU DM AND YOUR INSISTANCE ON SHAVING THE AWESOME GOATEE!!! CURSE YOU!!!!