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January 24th 1438

The experiment seems to have been successful.

Both mine and Lynda’s blood flows through the

veins of young James. His natural statistics are

higher than those of any newborn ever registered.

The boy has shown…certain signs of mild stupidity.

It is probably nothing serious. He IS still young.

June 5th 1447

The boy has potential…this is undeniable.

But…his obsession with pointless things

is distracting him from his warrior

training. He isn’t even swinging his sword.

He seems to just be…pointing it at things and chanting

spells. This may prove to be problematic.

But the boy has just started his long life

there is still time to get rid of these few

flaws in the otherwise perfect elf.

February 16th 1457

The boy is doomed. His mother has spoiled him.

She feeds him EVERY day. She doesn’t make him

do push-ups while I’m away. She alone is preventing him

from becoming what he could, no…should be.

There is no hope.

June 14th 1512

I DID IT! Just when I though that there

was no way to change James and let

him realize his potential, I managed

to find a solution in the form of a potion.

It will completely transform his

attitude and logic. It might even help

me convince him that magic is a waste of his talent

I am leaving for one more expedition before I

retire. After that I shall administer the potion to

James and  can finally be the one who monitors his

development. For now I will leave the potion

within an ice barrier to prevent it being spoiled

or worse.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOOOOORING

What do you do?

41 Suggestions for “It all makes sense now”

  1. WhatDoIDo says:

    It’s obvious the can in the blue light is the potion, drink it!

  2. Greetz says:

    You must find the ice and… LICK IT!

  3. Werbluten the bleeder says:

    Turn off the ice barrier and leave the scene.

  4. Input says:

    Snap out of your flashback and see what is happening.

  5. roko says:

    remeber that you have the potion in the present and shove it in some random persons mouth

  6. JamestheElf says:

    Find it. Drink it. Cause a temporal paradox.

  7. Shadow says:

    Look for the ice barrier.

  8. Ixtey says:

    Go back to the future, go to your house, and get the potion.

  9. Chaotick says:

    Take a very small sip of the drink… very small.

  10. A innocent bystander says:

    Act oblivious to the potion and look for more boring paper work.

  11. Niriw says:

    Take that thing on the blue barrier and eat/drink it completely

  12. ChaoticBrain says:

    Break the ice barrier surrounding the potion.

  13. that guy says:

    drink the potion, drink it all, it’s cherry flavored

  14. Iccc says:

    Drink thingy

  15. Garsemor says:

    Drink it

  16. forky gentleman says:

    leave this place thy its to boring.

  17. zeta-mus says:

    Break the Ice Barrier around the can and drink it. It’s probably candy.

  18. Gl1tch says:

    Drink Potion.

  19. an alien says:

    Forget this. go to useless experiments.

  20. nooB says:

    destroy the potion

  21. DJisbored says:

    Inventory the potion until a time when needed (around when you saw yourself through the crystal ball) a walrus poster may have to be sacrificed.

  22. BoozeAddict says:

    break the potion and lick the ice barrier 0_o

  23. PHANTOM says:

    Drink the can of whoop ass.

  24. hero122 says:

    destroy this evil potion. magic is WAY COOLER then randomly swinging a sword around

  25. Rook says:

    Where there is ice is bound to be cold. Make a hate out of the boring paperwork and a robe out of your walrus posters.

  26. Rook says:

    *hat

  27. Penguin says:

    End flashback, find potion in ice, feed it to deblin’s monster.

  28. PHANTOM says:

    WAIT SCRATCH THE LAST ONE.

    Retrieve the can and send it to your future self through a time sendaficating machine you just now noticed.

  29. Roklobster says:

    throw the can at your mother WHO HAPPENS TO BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU,LOOK!

  30. srdudeman says:

    JAMES HAS A FATHER!?!?!?

  31. Riaxh says:

    work out what happened.

  32. Riaxh says:

    Discover you are a Holmcross

  33. Riaxh says:

    great, we are an experiment for a uper soldier. sigh.

  34. Kouk says:

    Did you … just read about your parents having sex?!?!

  35. guyman says:

    incinerate paper

  36. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Take the potion and give it to George. Tell him to hide it for you to retrieve at a later date.

  37. pivotman99 says:

    Cry into George’s shoulder. He’ll always be there for you in times of need.

  38. Gir says:

    Complain that the elven language is so easy to read, while the human language is hard.

  39. Jalygtra says:

    Realise the can behind you is much more interesting than these boring papers.

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