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Free him.

You free Ray and leave yet another enemy which you could have easily eliminated behind. After a few minutes of running though hallways you find Techy’s room. Also, who the hell allowed Ray to stand on your back?!

What do you do?

47 Suggestions for “Jibberish”

  1. CruKraft says:

    Ambush the zombie, it’s not like he can yell for help.

  2. Jamesisgone:( says:

    Throw Ray at Jason and free Techy then decapitate Jason again and inventory his head.

  3. FinalStrik3 says:

    Distract Jason with the precious gems/Ray and sneak into the room.

  4. Blarghhhh says:

    inventory Jasons head.

  5. hero122 says:

    stab jason head ,then give him a “knifed” status

  6. JamestheElf says:

    Steal his head (again) then chop it in two and steal the brain.

  7. Iccc says:

    Get ray off your back with your charisma

  8. Vengroe says:

    Check Ray’s inventory for something that can translate Jason’s speech into whatever language you use.

  9. ForeverLoading says:

    Sneak up behind him and snap is neck, then proceed to shove your knife down through his throat slicing through all his insides.

  10. K17U says:

    He’s only lvl 9. Backstab him and be done with it. What’s the worst that can happen?

  11. Alex says:

    Punch Ray for standing on your back without permission.

  12. Wizician of the West says:

    Get Ray off your back

  13. Stalled says:

    Take jason’s head and play soccer with it

  14. NightFlame says:

    Chuck a throwing dagger at Jason’s head.

  15. Wilpah says:

    Backstab Jason.

  16. Gir says:

    Since Ray is being incredibly Rude, throw him at Jason.

  17. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Use Ray’s crown as a boomerang to knock off Jason’s head.

  18. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    Once again, stealth and punch off his head.

  19. tgdda says:

    Trip. Again.

  20. Simon says:

    Hear him out, try to have a conversation with him.

  21. John says:

    make ray do something.

  22. Palhinuk says:

    Double Trip Spectacular!

  23. Vozw says:

    Go back and eliminate Vladimir.

  24. Vozw says:

    OR
    Get Ray off your back.
    OR
    See if you can damage the boiler back in your room.

  25. Vengroe says:

    Ignore all thoughts of attempting to back stab Jason. The undead can’t be killed like that, right?

  26. HORKAK says:

    kill and try to gain experiance this time

  27. Max says:

    Try to speak his language

  28. Kouk says:

    Take Jason hostage again.

  29. necoo says:

    bind that guys soul to the perfect zirconium orb of binding that techy should still have

  30. me123 says:

    Try to neutralize the undead. (Nice! Two of my sugestions almost in a row!)

  31. Niriw says:

    Go in Stealth Mode and steal it’s head

  32. tcglao says:

    Cast Turn Undead, oh wait, you’re not a paladin. Luckily you have a scroll just for this occasion…

  33. Volpe says:

    Quit being a poor excuse for a rogue and straight-up murder this guy.

  34. Antipope says:

    Sneak attack him!…..again

  35. TannimFodder says:

    Ignore the undead and free Techy.

  36. Gl1tch says:

    Lop his head off.

  37. DynamoDan says:

    GIVE HIM A SURPRISE HUG! Everyone knows the undead can only be killed with the power of LOVE!!!

  38. Dellis says:

    Chop his head off and use it to play bowling!

  39. fff3 says:

    Tickle the hell out of him

  40. The One Guy says:

    Let Ray handle it.

  41. Godly says:

    Backstab him.

  42. Kgummy says:

    Let the zombie finally sleep. Forever.

  43. Merp says:

    Have a TEA PARTY! During the confusion, get Techy and kill Jason. Then find Jane.

  44. Merp says:

    This submarine is very rusty-looking, by the way.

  45. Shadow says:

    Remove the zombie’s head.

  46. Silver says:

    Kick the bucket!

  47. hurrtitam of durrington says:

    that translates to: you killed me you bastard, all i wanted was a friend!

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