Play as Krinn.
You are a troll in her mid-twenties. A little more than a week ago your party was separated into two. The smaller group of two set off to try and help the world with some magic skull, but you’re not exactly sure how any of that works. You on the other hand parted with the rest of the group to return to your continent – Bandelin. Even though it’s currently floating in the air you feel like chances of survival there are greater than those of being with James and Deblin. You were being accompanied by a group of royal guards called “The Kingdom Defenders”, but on the fourth day you got separated, when king Richard insisted that they would stay behind and help a village which had engaged in civil war. The party is nearing the shoreline and you’ll come up with a plan to get back to Bandelin from there. Only one question is in your head right now…
What do you do?
Also shoes…you’re gonna want to get some shoes later.
You wonder what happened to the other group.
Then decides who cares.
Check inventory.
Go.
smack “king” bard
or cheak inventory
or get a flying famillar
Next
Kill yourself so we can play as Deblin. WE WANT TO REVIVE JAMES!
Quickly retrieve second eye from mountains.
Admire horns.
i officially hate this website now, it is completely uninteresting without james as the figure head! Curse you GM
Recall your secret Ninja past!
Alternatively
Inspect status of your bosom!
Well, this sucks. Now that James is gone, I’ve lost interest in the story line. No James = No humor or randomness. We all know that Krinn can’t be as interesting. She’s a completely boring and quite frankly almost never noticed supporting character. Sorry, but this is just wrong.
look at your boobs!
I miss james
if wher playing in the past as Krinn does that mean James will come back.
Next
“BLUH BLUH BLUH I HATE EVERYTHING NOW” – stop whining. James will obviously be back eventually. The humor comes from the creator of the comic, not a character. The strip is reader driven, so the atmosphere of irreverence will not go away. This is just a case of “Be the other guy.”
HERESY! DEBLIN FAR OUTNUMBERED KRINN VOTES!
Normally I’d say to go and retrieve James corpse, that seems unlikely.
Check up on how the other’s have been doing.
I second Muffinmanifestation. Also check Stats and Character screens (and what will be of the rulebook now that we’re not playing James?)
alternatively,
Check Inventory and Skills.
Also, helpful info:
Trolls can breath underwater, are immune to all paralysis affects, can detect enemies up to 100 yards away, as a rogue CHR is important.
I FEEL A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE
Update character page.
AWWWWWW… Not cool… why did we have to pick Krinn? >:(
Anyway, Next.
Spot a sandwich in the distance.
Grow a Goatee and wear a blonde wig
Assassinate King Richard! >:D
Next
feel a strange urge to mourn….
MOURN!
ask Jane what she thought of James, after all, him or the people who controled his mind won’t know about it will they?
Check inventory first
save james
Inspect bewbs.
Check your character stauts, items and skills, just to make sure everything is alright.
or
Go into stealth, lose the GM and backstab him to steal his powers for you.
should have been Ray
Play a montage in memory of James T.T
Find James and loot his corpse
Check inventory, gather status and information on the surrounding area, remember a basic understanding of where you would need to go to get back to Bandelin and get some nice shoes in the process. stiletto’s can be killer in the hands of a good Rogue…or feet.
Feel your spidey senses tingling.
Confirm skills and contents of inventory.
Search for hidden traps!
Feel a disturbance in the force. Suspect that it means something bad has happened to James.
Kill self, play as Ray.
Continue on in search of a way to get to Bandelin, meanwhile talk of shoes with Jane.
Actually cast incinerate, the character page says you can
or alternatly drop the frozen fimaliar out of nowhere and unfreeze it so that you may fly to Bandelin
I don’t understand; deblin got almost twice as many votes /:
but whatever
Check stats and inventory you accidentally forgot all about them.
kill krinn and become deblin
Remind yourself of your abilities and inventory.
of couse then again it could be ray
Wonder how James is doing.