Look at dark family secrets.
My God….all these years..all these years. Your parents have been hiding this! You don’t know what’s real anymore…it’s like your world was completely changed! While you were growing up, your family has been hiding BORING PAPERWORK right under your nose! Words cannot express how betrayed you feel.
Also there is a blue glowing beam of light with some sort of can in it.
BUT LOOK AT ALL THIS BORING PAPERWORK!!!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
burn it all!
OR
Throw things at can.
Read it all!
OMFG PANIC AND SCREAM!!!! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!! OMG PAPER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
assume its a can of whoop ass
and open it on the boring paperwork
Read it, man!
Catch a glimpse of an ominous bit of information that you will not recognize the relevance of until much later, and crumple the paper into little balls and toss them at the can.
Or, toss them into the corner and go examine the can.
Or you could… ya know… wake up now, because it is a suspenseful moment.
Take the can, put the BORING PAPERWORK into it and use it as a top hat.
Empty Contents of can Onto Paperwork
Double check their math and spelling. Can’t have boring paperwork that’s also wrong.
Try to face this fact and go look at the can-thing.
Die
Attempt to eat, or drink, whatever is inside of the Blue Light.
Try to take the can and burn your hand on the bloomy beam.
Be a man, open the can.
Double check their math and spelling as well.
Examine floating blue capsule.
hit it with a bottle
Leave the place, the can probably has more paperwork in it. *shudder*
You feel sick now. Open the can so you can have a place to be sick in.
Its a save point! Thank god, save your game already.
It must be a trashcan. Throw that boring paperwork away.
Incinerate the paperwork.
Become enraged giving you infinite mana but losing all thoughts in your mind.. except.. burn paperwork
Break Down.
Or.
Examine Blue Light thing.
OPEN THE CAN.
> examine can
Do the boring paperwork.
Specifically, fill out form 11-B and try to claim at least 30% of mana expenditures as business expenses to reduce penalties on mana incomes for the last magical year.
Take the can. It may hold answers as to why your parents have hidden this paperwork from you for so long.
Put paperwork in glowing beam of light.
Take the blue can, it will help yourself in the future from not breaking the system and scribbling more health in your file!
oh for the love of… JUST OPEN THE FREAKING CAN, YOU IDIOT!!!!
seriously, why am i only the second person to suggest this? STOP BEING STUPID, INTERNET PEOPLE!!! DX<
I second Genuine Fiber
Find fire, burn all boring paperwork. That’s one problem solved.
Oh right, better take that can as well.
Lick the blue stuff because it’s OBVIOUSLY syrup.
Drink whatever is in the can. It can’t be worse than your Mother’s stew.
Check if the blue light would vaporize things
I say it’s time for a rousing match of “Kick the Can”!
Open the can and eat what’s inside. Cans can’t have anything else but food. Nope
shred the paper and use it as confetti
Go crazy the way Sephiroth did when he read lots of paperwork.
You’re smart, so draw yourself a monocule and read the paperwork. Hope doing so won’t become a habit.