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Not a new notion

Inventory the walrus poster and keep it forever.

Way ahead of you there. You’ve already filled 4/5 of your small inventory with awesome walrus posters. The last space is occupied by a crappy level 1 wand that your mother gave you. It hasn’t really been of much use since you don’t know any spells and the only way to cast anything is with a scroll…another thing that you don’t have access to.

What did you do?

49 Suggestions for “Not a new notion”

  1. Use a walrus poster as a scroll.

  2. PHANTOM says:

    Use a walrus poster as a scroll.

  3. someone says:

    make disguise using posters

  4. Arie says:

    Flashing back to the present, take one of the walrus posters out of your inventory and put it into your personal file.

  5. Zeruel says:

    Skip to the dramatic part.

  6. hero122 says:

    epic conclusion

  7. Riaxh says:

    cast the walrus poster!!!!

  8. Goats! says:

    Use the walrus poster/scroll on your mother.

  9. TJ says:

    Yeah, you guys beat me to it. Cast Walrus!

  10. TJ says:

    OR

    Wrap the four posters around the want to make some sort of… Walrus wand or something.

  11. TJ says:

    Gah! I meant *Wand*

  12. Fred says:

    Invent a spell using a poster as a scroll.

  13. Vayne Rumar says:

    Combine wand and poster to make walrus flag, thus freeing inventory for the final poster.

  14. Roklobster says:

    Cast walrus poster and go to future and put walrus poster in your personal file

  15. Kouk says:

    Use a walrus poster as a spell focus.

  16. Duck says:

    Write a spell in the back of the poster to make a scroll.

  17. Vuanaunt says:

    Cast something with the walrus poster.

    or

    Make a hat out of a poster, and wear it.

  18. MASTERBLADE600 says:

    i third using walrus poster as scroll

  19. 794 says:

    ESCAPE BY CHEMINEY!

  20. LolaDaRogue says:

    Make a scroll out of the walrus poster and hope it does something useful.

  21. me123 says:

    Make a discovery.

  22. Alex says:

    Bang your head against the wall until you become unconscious, thereby makeing you unable to eat the stew.

  23. Alex says:

    *making*

  24. Alex says:

    Wonder what happened to the poster.

  25. Supernerd says:

    Burst out of your room and hide in the kitchen!

  26. mahta says:

    hide somewhere in your room

  27. Lord Ike says:

    Cast walrus poster spell

  28. 3Chris28 says:

    If the wand is so useless, discard it!

    OR

    Maybe you can throw the wand at her, distracting her, then making a big escape.

  29. 3Chris28 says:

    OR

    Discard wand, then inventory poster.

  30. pieman170 says:

    remember the way you mother beat you after she found you hinding

  31. Volpe says:

    Use walrus poster as a scroll.

  32. someone says:

    Realize that stew is delicious.

    or

    Decide to grow a beard and never shave it off.

  33. Gl1tch says:

    Use walrus’ to barricade the door.

  34. Gl1tch says:

    walruses*

  35. Gir says:

    Realize it’s your mother’s fault that you’re a horrible mage.

  36. Keewy says:

    Shake the wand at the door and mumble gibberish like your casting a spell.

  37. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Squish all the mice in your room, thus making yourself level 2

  38. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Hurry, escape in the James-mobile!!

  39. DynamoDan says:

    Use WAND to pick your nose.

  40. tgdda says:

    Use the walrus poster on the wall as a portal to another world.

  41. mewrose says:

    Next

  42. kilozombie says:

    Use the walrus poster(s) as a scroll.

  43. that guy says:

    use the walrus poster as a scroll

  44. numberQ says:

    Light wand on fire to make a torch. You’ll need something to hold her back when she inevitably bursts into the room!

  45. necoo says:

    cover yourself with walrus posters and hide like a ninja

  46. NightFlame says:

    Stab wall with wand

  47. that guy says:

    OR place all three walrus posters in your permanent record, thus disguising yourself as a walrus

  48. Input says:

    Cast walrus.

  49. Dellis says:

    Pretend that you’re James, the great magician and try to vanish the stew with the wand in your pocket.

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