Use a walrus poster as a scroll.
You mess with magic for the first time, wasting your only mana bar for the day to …walrus the door.
This results in a new walrus door. One that cannot be closed, so now your only line of defense has been removed…nice one.
What did you do?
RAPE JANE
Set fire to your staff using the wall torch and use the burning staff to ward off your mother.
Hide in the box.
FOR GOD SAKES JUST PUT SOMETHING IN THE DOOR QUICKLY!!!
Escape by flashbacking even further.
I think you meant “cannot be closed”? In any case-
Remember to draw a much larger magic bar into your personal record when you get it in the future.
jump into the box or the walrus mouth on the other end of the room.
pick up a weapon and graud tyhe door in case SHE comes
Well wasn’t that awesome?
Decide to become a mage!
Hide in trashcan.
Well if it can’t be opened, she can’t get in. Mission successful!
Jump inside your trunk.
Wait, no EXP?
Start petting your new walrus door.
Do a little victory dance and run away
Fill in the empty mana bar using a blue crayon.
I second using burning staff to ward off evil witch (mother)
Hastily empty chest, throw carpet on top, then hide on the other side of the walrus door/face.
Your mother should go straight for the “obvious” hiding place; use the opportunity to sneak out of the room.
Please the Walrus God and toss a sacrifice into the walrus door.
Learn Walrusify spell and cast it on the bandit leader.
I second Zeruel, Vayne Rumar, and Panzo.
I third Werbluten the bleeder while seconding kilozombie.
BUT I DO NOT SECOND RAPE JANE!!!! YOU NUMBNUTS, JANE IS NOT WITH YOUR PARTY AT THIS MOMENT!!!!! (I’m sorry if I insulted you, but you’ve GOT to PAY ATTENTION, MAN!!!!!!!!!!)
WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE! Muffinmanifestation has a point!!! The spell took effect, and your only mana was used…
SO WHY THE HECK DID WE NOT GAIN SOME FRIGING EXPERIENCE!?!?!?!?!?
And if all else fails,
Try Lord Ike’s idea.
Please recycle.
Sorry, wanted to type something random.
Make a sprint for the front door.
Maybe now would be the best time to wake up before she gets your or you die from blood loss.
AND
I still think staunching the wound would be a good way to NOT die of blood loss!
Accept your fate.
ask your new walrus-door-friend to eat your mom when she comes in (or atleast her stew)
DON’T DIE ON ME JAMES!
i second zeruel and vayne rumar- go walrus!!
Notice scroll in the chest that you could have used if you HAD HALF A BRAIN!!
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