Breakfast
Meanwhile in the present. The party sits at the family table and eats breakfast. Well..at least Ray and Techy do. Jane is still possessed or something and you are experiencing the most awkward moment of you life. Too bad your sister left home too, she usually attracts the attention from your parents and let’s your flops go unnoticed.
What do you do?
Tell Techy to stop eating your money, and tell your dad to quit reading porn at the table.
Stop Techy eating your money!!!!
attempt not to say something awkward.
Toast. Do it.
try small talk
Tell them that you warned them.
Next.
Inadvertently make the situation more awkward.
OMG! THE DAD’S “newspaper” IS CALLED “HORNY”! LMAO!
Say “I told you so.”
role a d8 for carisma boost
Yell “I Hate this place, im leaveing and joining the rouge guild!!” and storm out
Ask why your dad is reading the “Horny” Newspaper.
spntainious get up and do the bumb dance
Remember why you hate your home so much
Name off your successes as a rogue
lunar-tic seconded.
lunar-tic thirded.
Release the tension by the means of a good, loud laughing.
Yell “I hate this place, I’m leaving to go on a multi-racial adventure!”
Break the ice.
Make a distraction, and get the hell out of there.
Ignore your parents and make conversation with Ray
Rage.
Put Techy on the spot to get their attention off you.
Giggle at the Newspaper’s name.
Eat. It has been a long time since your last home cooked meal.
Although why you only have one bean on your plate is beyond me…
scold techy for chewing with his mouth open, to show your mature
How’d we get here in this awkward situation anyways?
And where’s your sister?
Ask how’s the old neighborhood.
Ask what happened to your sister.
Or…
Ask to your ddad why your mom is higher level than him.
Or…
Ask your parents if they’re angry because you left.
trade stories with your parents on what happened since you left. then randomly fall out of your chair from your parents’ story.
stop looking stupid and eat your green breakfeast
Accuse your dad of looking at naughty pictures.
same as azeroth DN
use the skills you learned from the rouges guild to escape
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