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I wish, I wish….

Just hope it isn’t your parent’s place.

You hope really, REALLY hard.

Damn…

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “I wish, I wish….”

  1. Niriw says:

    Say you couldn’t find milk

  2. zeta-mus says:

    Interrupt her scolding by attempting to jump out a window

  3. BoozeAddict says:

    say you fell in the toilet

  4. hero122 says:

    say you were captures by the rouge guild and made a member without a choice.

  5. zachary says:

    RUN LIKE HECK

  6. Kgummy says:

    Attack someone in a blind rage.

  7. Titumau says:

    Make up an excuse for being absent.

  8. Max says:

    abandon them for another 6 years

  9. Bloodmoon says:

    No reason to stay.
    Run/make excuse/use Ray as human shield

  10. Shadow says:

    Flee!

  11. liquify says:

    Look in abject horror at what they’ve done with the place.

  12. ForeverLoading says:

    Well… Uh… FUCK YOU!

  13. Blarghhhh says:

    scream and jump out the window to escape this horror

  14. Loof says:

    Let Jane out for some air.

  15. Slip away quietly and quickly.

  16. Riaxh says:

    no chance of a warm family reunion?

  17. Fred says:

    Expain everything to everyone. Spill the beans.

  18. Jamesisgone:( says:

    Tell the truth.

  19. fff3 says:

    Pretend you died of a heart attack

  20. pivotman99 says:

    Guilt trip! Guilt trip! Guilt trip!

  21. Merp says:

    Steal their nachos and RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

  22. Kabautz says:

    Suddenly have a flashback of the time when you escaped for no reason in particular.

  23. Pazno says:

    Argue with your mother about how she’s always bringing you down and treating you like a little kid!

  24. Gir says:

    I second Merp.

  25. Kouk says:

    Distract them by saying Ray is a King, and you’ve been with him for a lot of this time.

  26. ChaoticBrain says:

    “Say you couldn’t find milk”

    Seconded.

  27. pieman170 says:

    slap your fail of a mother
    or
    give no crap about there peresence

  28. Clyde says:

    Lie and tell your parents you became a doctor or a lawyer or something.

  29. Edwardius says:

    Leap out the window spontaneously disregarding all consequences and alternate solutions.

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