Question reality.

Reality seems a little bit off right now. You are in some sort of inventory dimension…you guess…your items are floating around, but no sign of Jane. Although evidence points to her being here recently. There are no exits to the normal plane… although what counts as “normal” to you is probably weird to this small inventory managing gremlin.
What do you do?





Look around for Jane.
Attempt to rescue the inventory manager from the inventory.
Inventory your inventory again. What could possibly go wrong?
INVENTORY THE UNIVERSE!!!11one
Inventory that awesome sword.
Inventory manager.
Poke the gremlin
Just… NEXT
Attempt to rescue the inventory manager from the inventory.
Talk to the gremlin and ask where Jane is, slap him if necessary. (hell, do it anyway)
Slap yourself to make sure you aren’t hallucinating or dreaming.
Ask the Manager if their is a way out of the phantom zo- er…I mean inventory.
Kill the inventory gremlin. He looks evil.
Next
Wake up.
take the inventory out of your inventory to undo the paradox
Rewind.
ask for directions.
inventory your inventory while inside of it
Inventory some of your floating belongings.
Find plot relevant object
Take the opportunity to explore.
OR, Inventory your inventory gremlin.
Ask directions to the exit.
Question @%!4%# about what happened, also, question him about some item you lost inside your inventory a long time ago.
Loot your inventory.
I second AMRIV.
Kick the dead dog.
Update the inventory screen to show your inventoried inventory. Don’t forget the picture
Inventory yourself. (Or the fourth wall.)
Grab what ever you have and kill the gremlin for MORE EXP.
drop yourself from inventory
OR, Stumble upon memories you intended to keep hidden forever.
Be on the lookout for your throwing knives.
Inventory Jane inside your inventory in the pocket next to you
Ask him to show you the way out.
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