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Used to be daily

Loot Jane.

An unconscious woman in your inventory. This sure brings back memories from your days in the thief guild. It almost…nay completely distracts you from the fact that…

…Daiana has escaped.

What do you do?

22 Suggestions for “Used to be daily”

  1. Quarma says:

    Blame Techy and Ray for letting her escape.

  2. Szkieletor says:

    Go into that doorway

  3. Vayne Rumar says:

    This is the second time you’ve had to decapitate Jason.

    FINISH HIM.

  4. Iccc says:

    Inventory Jason’s head to he can’t use his body!

  5. Doomcat says:

    Strike some dramatic pose and say something about hunting her down to the ends of time etc, etc.

    OR

    yell NOOOOOOOO while falling to your knees and shaking your fists at the ceiling.

    OR

    Play seventies music in the background and chase Daiana around the ship, Scooby Doo style.

  6. Wilpah says:

    Finish off Jason.

  7. UnitedRebellion says:

    Collect red dotted lines.

  8. NightFlame says:

    Take Jane out.

  9. Vozw says:

    Loot Jason’s head.
    OR
    Free Techy.

  10. Vozw says:

    Wait, he is free…
    Return to the “boiler containment room”.

  11. Wizician of the West says:

    Is there anyone else too free? I think not! Go to the ship’s control room and take it over.

  12. kaploy9 says:

    Undead have no emotions, so Jason should be pure instinct/logic. Barter with Jason to have him join your party.

  13. tgdda says:

    Chase After Her!

  14. caberea says:

    threaten jasons head to tell you where daiana has gone

  15. H4x0r says:

    Eat the broken red lines, because they look like those mini-twizzlers.

  16. AMRIV says:

    Leave the sub and swim to shore, leaving the hatch wide open.

  17. Fred says:

    Forget about Techy and leave.

  18. HellMage501 says:

    Troll Jason.

  19. Titumau says:

    Take control of the ship.
    or Next.

  20. necoo says:

    find and examine a map of the submarine.

  21. Wolfboy says:

    Jane will die in your inventory! Make oxygen holes in it!

  22. Wolfboy says:

    Air Holes*

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