Drag zombie Jane and James to your own inventory then uninventory yourself.
As soon as James reaches your inventory another paradox is created, this time releasing you from the inventory. You are back to the rogue guild….but where the hell is everybody else?
What do you do?
Check on James to see how dead he is.
Look for everybody else.
Use your cloak to tie up Jane.
Slap Jane awake.
Where is everyone else?
…
OH GOD CHECK THE INVENTORY
examine situation.
Equip James as Shield and Jane as Primary Weapon.
As soon as you see Keith, poke his eyes out.
next
You must be in an alternate universe. QUICKLY FIND YOUR ALTERNATE SELF.
Next
blame deblin… for everything
Slap Jane to her senses with a fish.
Examine the state of your inventory.
Uninventory the stone blocks that the pocket in space picked up from your inventory.
Wake up Jane and get her to revive James
Throw the bodies in a hard-boiled manner.
Use ‘Steal’ to get nachos.
Make sure there are no enemies in the immediate area.
Lookout the window
Consume the dead elf, your hungry.
Tie Jane´s hair together with Ray´s, just in case they try to run away.
Await deblins arrival inside your alternative inventory.
Check inventory
revive james using his permanent record
loot James
or
find everybody else.
Area check
Check for dead Ray.
put your fallen comrades back into your inventory… after all, it worked so well last time
Use that nifty, plot-convenient “Scroll of Zombification Cure” that you just always happen to carry around with you, on Jane.
take jame’s money
“Equip James as Shield and Jane as Primary Weapon.”
Curse the GM for having such bad grammar.
“but where the hell everybody else?”
“YOU FORGOT THE IS.”
Attempt to cram yourself back into your inventory