Backhand-slap that racist Techy.
TROLLS DO NOT LIVE UNDER BRIDGES. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS NOT EVEN CLEVER. IN FACT TROLLS LIVE IN PRETTY HIGH AREAS, SO THIS STEREOTYPE DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
You make Techy pay for his ignorance.
What do you do?
Backhand-slap that racist Techy.
TROLLS DO NOT LIVE UNDER BRIDGES. IT IS NOT FUNNY. IT IS NOT EVEN CLEVER. IN FACT TROLLS LIVE IN PRETTY HIGH AREAS, SO THIS STEREOTYPE DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
You make Techy pay for his ignorance.
What do you do?
Make a racist remark about Techy. Preferably about his short stature.
Look for people in the capital.
carry on… whatever you’re doing
Lecture Techy on racism.
Next.
Go in, because your brethren will great you with open arms…
Subtly imply that maybe Techy was projecting where his own species live to Trolls.
Apologise for slapping Techy
Excuse yourself, because clearly Techy meant to talk about dwarfs.
Move on, with a sassy hip swing. Oh yes, this is my home.
Announce that the Troll Ambassador is back.
Look at everyone like asking“does anyone has something else to say?´´
Snap your fingers like a sassy minority character.
go to sleep and dream of the ghost of james
Next.
Next.
Prepare for an ambush, since this capital is waaaaay too deserted.
Give tour guide routine to the group
Next.
I second kaploy
Say something racist about dwarves.
Find an inn and rest.