Look for some lonely nymph chicks.
You take exactly two steps in order to see some nymph chicks. The town is pretty much flooded with them.
Nymphs are actually one of the few things you remember something about from the academy:
After orcs were decided that they can not contraint themselves with the boundaries of cities, they went moved to better lands abandoning the city. Three weeks later a nymph who was playing hide and seek with friends went to hide and walked for more than four days to find the “perfect” hiding spot. She found the former city of Midia. Nymphs weren’t an official player race back then, so they were moving all the time. After the nymph told her companions about her discovery, they moved in, renamed it Valeria. Instead of building and expanding it, the nymphs remodeled all the buildings to their liking.
Fun fact: There are no nymphs who HAVEN’T taken the mage class as a primary one.
What do you do?
TRAIN
Alternatively, Ponder whether it would be against elven code to date a nymph
use your scroll/thaw grasshopper.
Do…Something.
…
Yeah, I don’t know. xP
find a rouge nypmh
QUICK FOR NO REASON AT ALL CHECK FOR WALRUS!
talk to one of them
Go to their Hive-like building and ask them if they need any help for reproducing.
Look for somebody capable of training you.
Approach a random nymph and do a cheesy pick-up line
Say to the first Nymph you meet that you are “James Woodrock A mighty mage”
Look for sub-class trainers, considering they are all mages there should hopefully be all of them here!
Train
Ask one of the nymphs to train you.
i agree with zeta mus
Wonder where condoR is, and when you will get the chance to exact your revenge on him.
Flirt with the nymphs.
or
Second Doomcat
Use your charisma to impress them.
Beg for money.
Impress some nymphs with your mastery of magic.
I second Doomcat.
Go check out Astral Buck
Find a map and try to figure out where you are.
Seek a sub-class trainer.
Use cheesy pick up line involving your frozen grasshopper on a nymph chick.
Thaw grasshopper and roll into the city like a badass.
Ponder training.
Do something completely random.
i second Foeverloading
Look for the ugliest nymph in town, then invite her to the party for no reason at all.
do girl talk with nymphs and penny!
next
Get coffee and a sandwich at Astral Bucks.
Stare at the nymphs creepily.
Cast flight on you and Penny so you don’t alarm the locals.
Find class/sub-class trainers.
Astral Bucks.
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YES!!!!
seduce all the nymphs
nympho nymph city ftw
hey baby. wanna see my 12 inch chrasma stat?