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A wizard is me

Wizard – bender of the elements

Of course! A wizard obviously! Who else can calm or summon a storm? Who else can make a tornado…made out of FIRE?! WHO ELSE CAN INDUCE HYPOTHERMIA WITH HIS HANDS?!  No one…that’s who. Yes, you no longer require that over-sized walking stick to warp reality, and your mana bar grows in size. This was all worth the 500 gold coins that Penny still doesn’t know she’s paying.

What do you do?

68 Suggestions for “A wizard is me”

  1. Eric says:

    Go to the beach for a celebratory fan service party.

  2. necoo says:

    now then make yourself a man again

  3. PHANTOM says:

    Wonder if you can just kinda… Change your subclass with the record.

  4. AMRIV says:

    Avoid paying by changing your name and gender back.

  5. Chaotick says:

    New spells are: Phoenix, Freezolate, Magnetify and Air Gust. As I predicted, they are mostly just stronger liquify and incinerate spells. Magnetify could have to do with magnets OR could be a stronger Amplify, and Air Gust is probably an Air Gust.

    Test your Phoenix on the nearest gate.

  6. Sir Roflsalot says:

    Inventory the confetti,you never know when it will come in handy!

  7. roflcopter says:

    Use Air Gust and see how many people you can juggle simultaneously.

  8. Ninja PieKing says:

    see what happens when you edit the rule book by making wizard give an extra 50 mana bars or do a victory dance

  9. Razorhead says:

    :( You should have been a sorcerrer. Anyway, test your new-found abilities.

  10. Razorhead says:

    Oh wait. Retrieve your staff, you look cooler with it.

  11. ButterBum says:

    Use Electric Barrier then Magnetify on barrier to see if that does anything

  12. Silver says:

    Turn male again, now when your mission is done.

  13. WillTheMighty says:

    Go and bend some elements.

  14. roflcopter says:

    Another one.

    Use Freezolate and turn the ground in the town square to ice. Then go ice skating.

  15. MrPlow says:

    Locust swarm the city nao

  16. bard says:

    “Go to the beach for a celebratory fan service party.”

    2nded

  17. bard says:

    and then seduce some more nymphs

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