Thaw out grasshopper with the lava
You let your faithful familiar out of the inventory. It quickly melts it’s icy shell off. Your Sex Change spell wears off too. With it go your female name and CHR bonus, as the universe tries to balance everything. Stupid universe…
What do you do?
RIde in the coolest way possible out of this place.
Try to ditch Penny while she is sleeping.
Form a bike gang out of ridiculous different mounts.
ride into the sunset
Magnetify the grasshopper, and ride it into a warforged parts store, turning it into a plated insect mount. (or destroying several thousand gold worth materials)
Go seek out Deblin.
Throw a cristal shard into the lava. then ask the grasshopper if her knows where deblin is.
talk to your grasshopper.
Read on Meditation/resting in the rulebook while you wait for the silly dwarf to finish sleeping
Read on Meditation/resting in the rulebook while you wait for the silly dwarf to finish sleeping
If you put a sleeping dwarfs hand in hot lava he or she will pee…right?
Add more points into charisma using your permanent record. The universe will not stop you!
Let the grasshoper smell on something you secrently took from Deblin (and no one noticed it, not even sourself). Then use him as a dog to guide you to Deblin
I guess the first thing to do would be to change your name back to James.
Whoops, missed the name change up top. Disregard previous post.
I second Doomcat and “SomeRandomAwesomePerson”.
Read on Meditation/resting in the rulebook while you wait for the silly dwarf to finish sleeping
Onwards!
find a use for the fake facial hair.
Ehh…. fourth Doomcat?
Doppelgangerize the grasshopper so penny could ride too.
Name grasshopper.
Go buy some mana/health potions with Penny’s money and see what other fancy stuff there is in the shops.
Or…
Find bewbs for your hands.
look around the place for another party member.
Freezolate the lava
Read about the gods in your rulebook.
Add lava to you record. That should give you fire powers!
Name it Cricky and read the Parties section on your Rulebook
watch it die and then make a memorial for your precious grasshopper that has yet to be named
liquify magma to see if it works on liquids
or I fith Doomcat
use sex change on penny then pretend like nothing happened when she wakes up
I second Terroc
Cast sex change again on yourself.
Find a way to wash yourself. You haven’t bathed since you left home!
What Koyal said.
Strap Penny to the grasshopper and ride into the sunset.
AMRIV: Make suggestions when they are actually relevant
seduce penny
it takes a man to make a woman out of her
What the heck is a “universe” anyway?