Freezolate something
Diaries of Penny Coppermelt:
“I believe my method might have altered mr. Woodrock’s mental state. In the last several hours he’s managed to change his gender, spend a third of my savings and currently he’s randomly using his spells. I would have a more conclusive answer if I knew him before the revival, but I fear that my revival method will not be approved for military purposes if it leads to brain damage.”
What do you do?
Make Penny your familiar.
change back to a male and explain to her your the same as ever!
Cast Pheonix on the frozen ant
read pennys diary for any hint of what her revival method was…then go around burning things.
Let’s get down to business.
(i.e. Defeat the Huns that are laying siege to the city who’s magical gate you broke.)
Freezolate Penny. NOW!
Or
Make funny paper hats. Preferably pope hats.
The world must know your power, use air gust on random people and see what happens.
magnetify the ground and find buried treasure!
change back to male, then do something elaborated to find Deblin
(as screaming “i need someone to do massive destruction!”)
Have your time of the month and freak out. Proceed to cast sex change again.
wear your clothes inside out.
Do whatever changing your gender was supposed to help you accomplsh.
Spend the rest of her funds on a big stick.
cast pheonix on town
Inventory the ant popsicle.
sex change back your done in nymph land
The ant is now your friend, love him forever
Conjure some cake to celebrate your sucess.
use pheonix on your grasshopper to un-freeze him
EAT PENNY
I seconde Doomcat
next
run into someone you recognize
Look for an air travel tower.
or
Look for a quest to try out new found power.
CAST SEX CHANGE
What ever happened too that grasshopper…
I still think we should get a more wizard-esque outfit while we are in a city that would have the best fashions for mages.
Let’s turn yourself back into a MAN, shall we?
Switch back to a man
Fly away riding an awesome Phoenix
Discover what was meant when it was mentioned that you “REALLY” didn’t want to change your gender.
Start cartwheeling.
Add infinite mana to your permanent record.
Do something else that is stupid.
Like use Magnetify on Penny.
Not so much an suggestion as a note; I seem to be having issues viewing the PNG files on your site. Many times it will partially download, then blank out due to errors of some kind. Clearing the cache and reloading only helps on occasion; the latest I had to go into the uploads dir and view one of the shrunken versions to see it at all. Not sure if it’s server or local issue, but there you go.
seduce penny with your 100 extra charisma points. which should make up for your gender
besides you have a staff you aren’t using for anything else anymore if its that important to her