Shake and bash the blue guy in revenge for your cloak.

You unleash a storm of shakes and bumps on the painted, wooden, dark elf. A dwarven woman spectates the situation and is no doubt quite impressed by your skills.
What do you do?
Shake and bash the blue guy in revenge for your cloak.

You unleash a storm of shakes and bumps on the painted, wooden, dark elf. A dwarven woman spectates the situation and is no doubt quite impressed by your skills.
What do you do?
Finish Him
Steal his syringe so you have something to defend yourself with.
Ask what is going on.
Completely ignore the Dwarf lady until You’ve put your fist through the guys head. Then act like nothing happened.
Ask Penny what is going on.
Loot the Dark-Elf cutout.
Forgive the Blue Guy.
Agreeing with Wizician of the West:
Finish Him.
Or, yknow, next.
Ask her where you are.
Ask why you’re subject eith. How could they have waited seven subjects before experimenting on your awsome dead body? Then demand to be renamed suject alpha.
I agree, demand to be renamed subject alpha.
Or realize that it is once again, A TRAP!
I agree with NightFlame
Suddenly stop, and turn your head slowly and dramatically to face Penny
demand to know your rights!
I agree with doomcat.
Steal HER cool goggle… even though they’re not as cool
or Find Krinn and MR SPARKLES!!!!
finnish you r earlyer conversation with krinn + get EXP
Apologize for your behavior and say hello to Penny.
Have a plot revealing talk with Penny.
Introduce your self as the Great Ambassador James Woodrock,who has fought countless battles with the demonic forces and ungodly abominations.
introduce yourself
or
demand to see your party
Inventory your blue victim.
demand to see your money
Shake her as well.
Shake her dramatically while questioning things like why is the sky blue and how your hair grew back and id a goatee looks good on you
inventory the dark elf cut out.
End him.
Prove your masculinity defeating the cardboard cut-out. Then collect experience points while screaming WOOT and dancing in a non-rediculous fashion.
Comment on a REAAAALY big hair on her chin
Tell the dwarven woman your REAL story and ask about her story and/or be your party member.
Or…
Notice that your James W. haircut grew back up.
Persuade them to reveil their plan to you.
Demand to know where you are.
“Hello dwarf number fifteen. Yeah. you don’t like it either do you. D:<"
Ask Penny what happened to your money
Equip WOODEN DOCTOR MAN as your main weapon.
inventory penny. you need to get your pennys back.
OR
ask her about deblin
OR conjure food… you feel like you haven’t eaten in a month.
ask to be renamed subject alpha
or wasn’t your healthbar larger
Realise that blue guy is flat, wooden dummy.
FINISH HIM
seduce penny