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Gossip guy

Tell Penny everything that’s happened so far.

You talk non-stop for five hours, the five hour walk leads you at a golden gate. There is thick, pink fog directly behind it, so you can’t really see on the other side.

What do you do?

30 Suggestions for “Gossip guy”

  1. Caff says:

    Liquify the gate, that will teach “them” to show off.

  2. Szkieletor says:

    I second Caff

  3. RedFox says:

    Pearly gates?
    Loot/liquify the gates…that should get some of your money back!!
    Or
    Realise its a trap (too soon?)

  4. Mouldcube says:

    Notice her comment about you still being level 4, and run off to Incinerate everything you see for XP

  5. Max says:

    Take affront at Penny’s comment, and find some way to earn exp fast

  6. me123 says:

    Assume it is heaven and walk right in.

  7. Doomcat says:

    This is obviously your destination so open the gate (with force if necessary) and walk in

  8. lithon says:

    Ask her what is behind the gate.

  9. Lucky says:

    Walk around said gate to pink mist

  10. hero122 says:

    ask where we are.

  11. tgdda says:

    Yell to see if someone’s on the other side.

  12. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Kill Penny for EXP.

  13. Titumau says:

    Use the Scroll of Summon Walrus.

  14. Shadow says:

    Show off by igniting the gate.

  15. Azreal says:

    Argue that you get experience whenever ANYTHING happens, because you experienced it.

  16. Kgummy says:

    Accidentally step on a bug and level up.

  17. Piotyr says:

    Ask where you can grind some xp

  18. 1upMushroomCloud says:

    Enter the gate

  19. Wizician of the West says:

    Liquify the gate, you haven’t liquified anything lately.

  20. Ninja PieKing says:

    Walk in like you own the place and liquify anyone who says otherwise.

  21. JamestheElf says:

    Heaven has pearly gates. This place… just ask Penny where we are.

  22. terroc says:

    whatever you do don’t spend you mana unless you need to

  23. Moltrox says:

    I second Titumau. I also third Caff.

    Or…

    Incinerate the gate, since it’s gold, it’ll melt.

  24. Gir says:

    Third Titumau.

  25. Chaotick says:

    Make an official party.

  26. Jeremy says:

    Wonder where that hole in your cape went.

  27. pieman170 says:

    check stats

  28. bard says:

    seduce penny
    tell her her goggles are hot

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