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I feel pretty

Change your name to Jamesetta

Ok, you are not a credible female at all. Firstly you decide to change your name to the point where you don’t forget it, but it still sounds feminine. You also cheat your way to beauty by adding a hundred charisma points to your record.

What do you do?

44 Suggestions for “I feel pretty”

  1. Uoteau says:

    This is wrong… Burn your records and inventorize the ashes.

  2. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    This is wrong on so very many levels.

    >Try finding a trainer again. Maybe they’ll listen since you’re a girl.

  3. Tungsten says:

    Time for GURRL POWER!

  4. hydrowolfy says:

    Figure out what it is that girls do.

  5. bluh says:

    Find a trainer now. They will not resist your charisma.

  6. Holocat says:

    This is wrong, because 100 charisma points isn’t nearly enough. Add more.

  7. Dark Gaurdian says:

    Wonder why you didn’t max out all of your stats sooner if you could always do it.

  8. Epsilon Capricorn says:

    As a sidenote, I think Jamie would be a better name for girl James, but hey, whatever works.

  9. Gl1tch says:

    Change your race to nymph.

  10. tgdda says:

    Go train.

  11. Kgummy says:

    Max out all of your stats. Or at least add some more points to intelligence.

  12. liquify says:

    Finally learn what happens in the girls’ bathroom.

  13. John Steele says:

    make yourself lvl.50

  14. Antipope says:

    Find someone credible to ask about the news

  15. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    You know what, next.

  16. Azreal says:

    Become a Sorcerer.

  17. me123 says:

    Inspect your bewbs.

  18. bluh says:

    Do you see all those chick’s flying in the background!? That’s awesome!

    Change race to Nymph.

  19. roko says:

    Graghl…Ragha….Fleegle….HOT

    or

    Next.

  20. some random dude says:

    girl talk.

  21. tgdda says:

    Flaunt your Beauty.

  22. Shadow says:

    Start being a bitch around town.

  23. Koyal says:

    Add “Wings” to your record.
    or
    Add “Wings” to your record, “big bewbs” too.

  24. Koyal says:

    Glue your record to your back, making it look like wings. Now you have a perfect nymph disguise.

  25. Supertoast says:

    Second Kgummy

  26. Blue_Elite says:

    Inspect bewbs and then find the nearest air travel tower.

  27. KZero says:

    Go try to make seductive poses in the mirror.

    OR

    Try to figure out what sort of fruits to compare your bewbs and bum with.

  28. KZero says:

    Oh! Or, buy and apply makeup.

  29. necoo says:

    draw in some wings… preferably wings worthy of song

  30. Unlisted says:

    Investigate nearby stores

  31. Lucky says:

    Find someone to train you, if they refuse, use persuasion on them, try to get a subclass like sorcerer or priest.

  32. Blarghhhh says:

    add even more charisma, until everybody else is blinded by your beauty

  33. MasterNinja says:

    Start pondering why you can’t just max yourself to level 200 with all skills.

  34. Hero123XYZ says:

    Draw wings in you record

  35. Foe says:

    Draw up some wings, and apply gurl power on the trainer.

  36. Foe says:

    Or add MOAR Charisma, there is never enough for such a pretty lady.

  37. Kouk says:

    Think about going shopping for some make-up and accessories while you’re at it.

  38. Eric says:

    Go participate in some juicy girl talk.

  39. Seolyk says:

    You suddenly realize that the spell has affected your mind, girly shopping spree

  40. necoo says:

    this reminds me a lot of the evil james thing

  41. 3Chris28 says:

    Realize that, all this time, you could’ve added 101 INT to your records.

  42. some guy says:

    this is so wrong

  43. bard says:

    use new found charisma to seduce entire city of nymphos at once

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