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New is bad

Wake up in a strange bed.

What gives… this bed doesn’t have uncomfortable bumps and bugs crawling all over it. The designer was obviously an idiot too… golden body? Really?! If you were in Svanaia, you’d get STOLEN in this bed. On a side note your hangover is probably gonna keep you company for the greater half of the day luckily the stat-reducing effect will gradually decrease.

What do you do?

40 Suggestions for “New is bad”

  1. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Suffer a hangover.

  2. Loof says:

    Go eat breakfast like a gentlelady.

  3. tgdda says:

    Start yelling and complaining to a random person.

  4. BoozeAddict says:

    take those pills on the table

  5. bamboo says:

    pop da pills

  6. an alien says:

    Scream.

  7. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Explore, Duh.

  8. LolaDaRogue says:

    Don’t do anything potentially dangerous untill your hangover wears off, then, go find James.

  9. Dark Gaurdian says:

    Take the two small pieces of candy which it obviously is and isn’t pills.

  10. zachary says:

    dress your self

  11. Limette says:

    Update the inventory.

  12. me123 says:

    Get out of bed.

  13. AMRIV says:

    Loot bed

  14. hero122 says:

    arrange party members.

  15. Wizician of the West says:

    Oh my it appears the bed is being looted with you still in it.

  16. necoo says:

    take it out on the first person you see

  17. Mahta says:

    inventory the bed

  18. pivotman99 says:

    Cheeseburgers! :D

  19. Mush says:

    Find some coffee!

  20. bluh says:

    AUTO-STUMBLE!

  21. Wolfhowl44 says:

    Grabbin peels.

  22. Shadow says:

    Drink the water.

  23. Sheyana says:

    Wonder why there is a green tie in the curtains.

  24. Kouk says:

    Inventory bed.

  25. Kgummy says:

    Kill.

  26. Uberredheadofdoom says:

    Inventory the bed. You never know when you’ll need to power nap.

  27. Chaotick says:

    Search for a glass of water.

  28. DynamoDan says:

    Think to yourself, ” Man, must’ve been one crazy nigh-” then interrupt your self mid-sentence by vomiting.

  29. Proper Gentleman says:

    Drink some more to get rid of the hangover.

    or

    Take the red pill.

  30. BoozeAddict says:

    #1 cure for hangover: rock-climbing

  31. olegv11 says:

    Drink water, inventory the bed (without pillows and lanket) and continue sleeping.

  32. olegv11 says:

    blanket*

  33. CNinja says:

    “Oh god, I don’t even know his last name…”

  34. Edwardius says:

    Examine pills and water, then ingest based on best judgment.

  35. zeta-mus says:

    James, Jane and Techy should be here by now, find them.

  36. Keairatona says:

    Second BoozeAddict!

  37. K17U says:

    Drink some Water. And you might as well take those painkillers on the table.

  38. Merp says:

    Glitch your sprite.

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