Look for a newspaper or something similar to see what happened while you were dead.
Finally you’re ALLOWED to be mean to girls! You quickly acquire an issue of Wing magazine and quickly find a story about Bandelin.
“Like, it’s been almost a week since we’ve got any news from Bandli, or was it Bandelin?
I don’t know, it’s funny how the name sorta sounds like a spice with two of the letters
removed, right? Anyhoop, some nymphs are getting pretty upset about this story, I
personally don’t know what their problem is…wait, like, a second! My super BFF just
informed me that Bandelia, or whatever, is our MAIN source for exotic clothes. Ok
someone should seriously go investigate, because I am freaking OUT!”
What do you do?
Go tell Penny how upset you are, because you totally freak out when you can’t get new stylish clothes. Your cloak and robe is ruined after all!
next
next
Seriously go investigate.
OR
Freak out.
Do the magazine test to find out who is your ideal partner.
Change your name to… Jamesetta or something.
try to act more like a girl
go get training with a mage : enhance your INCINERATE spell !!
Be amazed with the fact that Bandelin is the MAIN source for exotic clothes.
Next
the MAIN source of exotic clothes? FREAKOUT
Fail at sucessfully changing your name to a girls name.
I second carl.
Forget that article, there’s an ad for a SHOE SALE!!
Freak out!
Ignore the sexist impulse to obsess about shoes/clothes/appearance/etc. and go on to become a great, female adventurer known for bravery and feats of great strength and powerful magic.
… Or, you know, next.
Find a magic trainer
Womanly instincts takeing over…
Scream in frustration and disgust.
OR
Realize there’s an entire race of people stupider than you. Rejoice!
Remove familiar from inventory to thaw
Set fire to the magazine, or cry.
Next!
Go buy a new cape and robe.
Go help some fashion designers fix the problem.
Be sexy.
be a killjoy.
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use tongue to explain silver lining to lack of cloths to closest nymph(s)