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Rockytown

Pretend you understand the grasshopper and pet him

You blindly follow the giant rock man, into the unknown.

What do you do?

29 Suggestions for “Rockytown”

  1. Lunar-tic says:

    Ask him if he knows Deblin.

  2. srdudeman says:

    ask the rock man if he would join your party

  3. Egak says:

    Assume a random pile of rocks is Marbel’s sister.

  4. TurtleJuggler says:

    Steal Marbel’s handsome and rocky eyebrows.

  5. midnight says:

    pocket the first unliving thing you see.

  6. Gir says:

    Tell him that you’re a man.

  7. Mouldcube says:

    wait until everyone’s walked on and then glare evilly at the grasshopper

  8. jerqod says:

    imform him that you are not a lady in a gentlemanly manner.

  9. Doomcat says:

    LADIES? how dare he call the great James, controller of the elements a lady!

  10. jerqod says:

    he was a lady :p

  11. jerqod says:

    oh and i think you need to remove the frozen grasshopper from your inventory because you already thawed him.

  12. jerqod says:

    look around for any ladies.

  13. Me says:

    He’s obviously talking about Penny and the grasshopper, which is apparently female. Sit outside and sulk because you weren’t invited in.

  14. Marka_Ragnos says:

    Keep your eyes closed, literally following the giant rock man blindly.

  15. Mornai says:

    To the unknown!

  16. Seach says:

    Realize you’re not Deblin. Then continue.

  17. Musleblast, the Ultimate Gamer says:

    Using your permenant file, raise your level to 200.

  18. PHANTOM says:

    Ask about Deblin.

  19. terroc says:

    Randomly remember what you were about to say to krinn when you saw her after you died or find sparkles the death horse

  20. A innocent bystander says:

    Look down to make sure your still a boy.

  21. Riaxh says:

    activate paranoia.

  22. Edwardius says:

    Do a lore check on the rock man, distinguish his species and culture.

  23. Kouk says:

    Make small talk.

  24. Max says:

    Cast magnetify on Marbel while he’s not looking

  25. Kgummy says:

    Whisper to your grasshopper that if he tries that kind of rebellion again, he’ll end up like CondoR.

  26. srdudeman says:

    discipline the grasshopper
    or
    give a treat to the grasshopper
    or
    give a name to the grasshopper, preferably Steve

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