Hide inside the energy source so the golems won’t hurt you
Hehehe…suckers.
What do you do?
hey look something you think you can fix.
try to fix it so you won’t have to hid in there
Prepare to discover all sorts of ancient technologies and magical artifacts.
Nuclear energy is mutating you! Run!
Remember that you have not updated your map in -what?- over a chapter.
pretend its a magical hole to walrus land.
Find an ancient giant robot you just so happen to be psychically linked to.
Lick the magical wall lines, and gain their power.
Wait for mutation.
Go splat.
Don’t go splat. Conjure yourself bouncy instead.
Don’t worry, this is ancient engergy. Unless it is being used by an evil madman, or powering booby traps, it is rarely ever dangerous.
So… Look for anything obviously broken.
Look for treasure
Just go and fix it.
Realize that now would be checking what you have and what you can do. In other words, update your character page.
Wonder why their only power source was centrally located on the floor near the entrance to their city, unguarded, and so easy to break.
look down and see something shiny
Find something you can fix.
Ride down the tube like a slide and scream with childish abandon!
Next.
Try to find a more confortable position
OR
Send a Phoenix spell down the hole. C’mon, you know you want to.
Cast Incinerate. OR Cast Freezolate. OR Read something.
I say, check the quest log.
Explode.
use crystal shard as a drill, discover something like lagann
level up your hax0r lvl. your record-changing can’r be unrewarded
Realize the walls are slippery.
Accidentally fix it without realizing it. When you get out, assume that the parade held in your honor is them trying to run you out of town.
Slip on something then fall deeper into the hole. you then encounter a phenomenal energy source which contains massive power. Poke the energy source with your finger. You have a 40% chance to gain 10 levels and a 60% chance to die.
Do a Victory dance in honour of your genius.
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hey look something you think you can fix.
try to fix it so you won’t have to hid in there
Prepare to discover all sorts of ancient technologies and magical artifacts.
Nuclear energy is mutating you! Run!
Remember that you have not updated your map in -what?- over a chapter.
pretend its a magical hole to walrus land.
Find an ancient giant robot you just so happen to be psychically linked to.
Lick the magical wall lines, and gain their power.
Wait for mutation.
Go splat.
Don’t go splat. Conjure yourself bouncy instead.
Don’t worry, this is ancient engergy. Unless it is being used by an evil madman, or powering booby traps, it is rarely ever dangerous.
So… Look for anything obviously broken.
Look for treasure
Just go and fix it.
Realize that now would be checking what you have and what you can do. In other words, update your character page.
Wonder why their only power source was centrally located on the floor near the entrance to their city, unguarded, and so easy to break.
look down and see something shiny
Find something you can fix.
Ride down the tube like a slide and scream with childish abandon!
Next.
Try to find a more confortable position
OR
Send a Phoenix spell down the hole. C’mon, you know you want to.
Cast Incinerate.
OR
Cast Freezolate.
OR
Read something.
I say, check the quest log.
Explode.
use crystal shard as a drill, discover something like lagann
OR
level up your hax0r lvl. your record-changing can’r be unrewarded
Realize the walls are slippery.
Accidentally fix it without realizing it. When you get out, assume that the parade held in your honor is them trying to run you out of town.
Slip on something then fall deeper into the hole. you then encounter a phenomenal energy source which contains massive power. Poke the energy source with your finger. You have a 40% chance to gain 10 levels and a 60% chance to die.
Do a Victory dance in honour of your genius.