Find the plot
Your head hurts… you should have gone with the short one and the one that always complains and makes people feel bad about their weight, and has her dead corpse put in the same room as you for the night and you don’t get a chance to sleep and spend the whole day being tired and no one caring and….ow…..your head hurts.
What do you do?
Make a scene.
Look, a distraction!
Trip on a bug.
headbutt the ground. Wake up later.
Punch Ray right in the face! Then argue with him why you did it.
Steal table!
Hit on Gavin, he obviously likes you.
What could happen next?
Join them in their fun games.
Play with the miniatures and make funny noises
pick one of them at random and stare unblinkingly at them until something happens
Hit on Gavin.
Hit head against wall.
flip the table and demand silence
Hangover. Yep.
Tell Gavin to use flare!
Randomly move the pieces in an unintentionally strategic manner.
Hit Gavin.
A RPG in a RPG!!!!??? Suffer another time paradox.
jane and techy magicly appear! useing magicly magic.
check stats
Hey look a board game!
Wait.
OR freak out.
Walk in and loudly complain about hangover
Open a rift in time and space.
Dramatically stab a random place on the map with one of your daggers.
Now seems like the perfect time to make fun of them.
Group all the pieces together, if someone question your tactic challenge it for a duel.
Next.
Turn the table and ask for pain pills.
Throw the ray doll at ray.
Ayup. Looks like an Order Of The Stick-esque plot turn: defending the big city. Just sayin’.
Get emotional
I 2nd lolzers
oh and update inventory it says that you still have kill joy in it
@ Chaotick…beacause…it’s not like in medieval times anyone actually attacked a city, right? It’s all made up by OotS.
Lock Ray and his sister in the closet, then kidnap Gavin and go find the rest of the party.
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