Demand a horned helm/Let your underlings handle it

You’re no politician, but it sounds like this war is over how the people of the Baha desert will call themselves.
What do you do?
Demand a horned helm/Let your underlings handle it

You’re no politician, but it sounds like this war is over how the people of the Baha desert will call themselves.
What do you do?
Drink your purple liquid thingy.
or
Demand dramatically that you call yourselves the Bahatians.
compromise Bahritians!
I second Terroc
Make up a third option.
flip a coin. winner gets the title.
Say that the desert people should be called the Jamesianites.
Suggest splitting the desert into two regions.
Decide that this is stupid and wander South.
Ask Who Let The Dogs Out?
Declare that they should settle this with a drinking contest!
Let the other two handle it.
Bahians!? Bah! Tell them to call themeslves the Jamesians.
declare that there name shall be Jamesians for the name of the desert is not baha but The Desert of James.
Call them Bahanians
Suggest combining the names to be Baritians.
Leave this idiot fest and get back on track with the plot.
Wonder why your chair is made of wood, while the other two get nice shiny metal chairs
Hey look, its Techy’s hat, i wonder how it got there? EXAMINE NOW!
Suggest they call themselves Bahrons.
Suggest they call themselves super-duper-ultra-mega-death-warriors.
Suggest they fight to the death over this serious business.
i think you should agree with Krej and say bahrites because he shared his purple… drink… thing with you, and Drach kept his beer to himself.
Suggest they refer to themselves as “Desert people”.
Suggest Baha-stards.
Tell them that they are, and have always been the Jamesites.
Sugest another name
Never mind names, Cast some randome spells on them!
Laugh insanely “BAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!”
Wake up. You are obviously sleeping so wake up.
I second Kaelgren
Flip a coin to decide.
Don’t choose the baha men.
Demand dramatically that you call yourselves the Bahatians.
wait..no thats the viking’s idea
Demand dramatically that you call yourselves the Bahalings or bahtians or some other third option.
call a vote with the entire town instead of the drunk crazy people deciding it’s fate
Just leave.
suggest a name that is somehow stupider than both of the current choices.
suggest the bahbarians
Flip a coin.
Drink until you’re drunk enough to come up with a solution.