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A wooden tragedy

Apologize and explain that you wouldn’t have tried to eat him if you knew plants were conscious beings

The nature-birthed raises you above the ground. If you weren’t on an unknown continent thousands of steps away from home, you’d probably be able to se your house from here.

What do you do?

31 Suggestions for “A wooden tragedy”

  1. Fload says:

    Ask for medicine.

  2. War_Wrecker says:

    Explain how you are cursed and ask him if there’s anything he could do to help you, and promise to aid him in return.

  3. Hero122 says:

    ask to help them re-vegitate if you remove his curses.

  4. jerqod says:

    assure him you will vegitate lost forests after you remove your curses

  5. Tyr says:

    Ask him to help remove the curses so you can help him, the random magic one first, as you need reliable magic in case it gets ugly.

  6. Tyr says:

    Then go negotiate/fight the Eladrin.

  7. Tyr says:

    If necessary demonstrate the current uselessness of your magic by atempting to cast liquify on a nearby rock or stick (nothing alive (especially plants)).

  8. Tyr says:

    Ask him why the eladrin are cutting down trees.

  9. Tyr says:

    Promise to help regrow the deforested area if your magic is returned to normal.

  10. Edwardius says:

    Ask him to remove the curses, accept the quest to stop the Eldarin, or at least see what they’re up to. Also do something stupid.

  11. TJ says:

    Look for your house anyway.

  12. VDOgamez says:

    Ask him what he thinks of the second sun.

  13. Wizician of the West says:

    Tell him you’ll help if he get’s rid of that curse you have.

  14. an alien says:

    point at the things above your head.

  15. The One Guy says:

    View house.

  16. terroc says:

    try to remember which sun that is

  17. reginaldmcmuffin says:

    Decide to help the poor tree…man…thing.

  18. ChaoticBrain says:

    Decide to help, if he will remove the curse(s) in exchange.

  19. Zing200 says:

    Ask him if you can cut off one of his limbs for EXP, seriously, you need to level up.

  20. Azreal says:

    Request removal of curse(s) in exchange for your help.

  21. Azreal says:

    OR

    Begin Lord Of The Rings type sidequest.

  22. Supernerd says:

    Offer to help them if they can get rid of that curse above your head, and mention that you would do it for free if not for the fact that the curse randomizes your spells and many of them would do more harm than good.

  23. Godly says:

    See Douglus from up here.

  24. guyman609 says:

    tell the tree you don’t speak Spanish.

  25. kilozombie says:

    Tell him if he removes your curses you will use Vegetate everywhere.

  26. tggda says:

    Offer to help.

  27. Harry says:

    PUT ON THE GREEN NECKLACE!

  28. Riaxh says:

    /sidequest.start/end/

  29. Js says:

    Ask to be thrown to the next city

  30. liquify says:

    accept another quest you will never, ever complete

  31. 3Chris28 says:

    Big eyed?? He’s got eyes smaller than the period at the end of this sentence!.

    AND

    I support kilozombie’s idea.

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