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Breaking dawn

Summon your familiar to get you away as fast as possible

You leave the sky people to their…whatever it is that they do and the haflings of the village to their new giant craters, that now litter the landscape.

What do you do?

33 Suggestions for “Breaking dawn”

  1. Fload says:

    Attempt to make the grasshopper fly.

  2. FinalStrik3 says:

    Ride off into the sunset!

  3. FinalStrik3 says:

    um.. Sunrise!

  4. necoo says:

    tell your slave to destroy the sun you made

  5. zoob da noob says:

    walk into the sunrise

  6. Azreal says:

    After all that excitement you’re feeling kind of hungry. Cast Incinerate.

  7. Genuine Fiber says:

    Become the cursemaster

  8. PHANTOM says:

    skip to later where you have found Shen and contacted the aliens.

  9. Sepherene says:

    Create a side account named “General Shen.” Using two computers at once, meet yourself somewhere and signal like mad.

  10. emperorexposition says:

    Use your Elven naturist senses to find trees in pain and head that way.

  11. Riaxh says:

    ask for directions.

  12. silentshooter says:

    Second fload, grasshoppers usually can fly.

  13. Wizician of the West says:

    Have your slave, with all his greatness, tell you where Shen is.

  14. Harry says:

    PUT ON DA NECKLACE!

  15. Honeymaid says:

    2 suns, a young child standing over a pit possibly full of the burnt remains of his relatives? But, where are the droids?

  16. Hero122 says:

    fly off and ask dugless tell you who/where general shen is. then murder those space $#!%s.

  17. Tyr says:

    Ask Douglas how they should find shen/how to get rid of the curses

  18. bardvlw says:

    Bend the curses to your benefit.

  19. Some Random Awesome Person says:

    Find General Shen.

  20. Nicholas says:

    complain about being forced to do all of these idiotic tasks.

  21. caberea says:

    Signal to the aliens since tally is the real general shen

  22. Niriw says:

    Ask Douglas if he has enough Sun Elixir

  23. Riaxh says:

    worry about your declining health.

  24. Vengroe says:

    Fulfill your daily stupidity quota… early.

  25. emperorexposition says:

    Look>Map

  26. DynamoDan says:

    that’s no sun…

  27. Kouk says:

    Ask Douglas to explain his connection to General Shen.

  28. Timothy says:

    Gain mana for that meditating you definantly did earlier. Yep, definently didn’t forget.

  29. Shadow says:

    Assess the situation.

  30. CruKraft says:

    Curses influence each other and change.

  31. julie says:

    Try to gather all curses!!

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