Unknowingly become a highly feared general in the sand dwarf massacre
Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute…this is not NOT an invasion.
What do you do?
let your underlings handle it
oh and yay first
Inventory the ship and claim it disappeared.
Continue to die of thirst
Gasp! A cannon. Cast animate on it and have many silly adventures.
Realise it isnt real and that youre broke
Go inside the cannon thinking it’s the captains quarters
Next
Become the story’s antagonist?
Try to cut off some of Drach’s hair for a goatee of your own
Loot the ship! or Next
Place the Epoh Sphere on your head because it’s still in your inventory apparently.
how is it not an invasion?
wait… what’s going on?
Fire the cannon
Gain experience for slaughtering sand dwarves.
Sing a jaunty tune!
Just what the hell is this thing?
go along with it.
demand a horned helm
Demand not just a horned helmet, but a fabulous horned helmet of DOOM!!
slay a jhen mohran! (MH3 reference)
Ask if you can fire the cannon.
Dress up in your pirate get up, it is impossible to be on a ship and not be a pirate!
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let your underlings handle it
oh and yay first
Inventory the ship and claim it disappeared.
Continue to die of thirst
Gasp! A cannon. Cast animate on it and have many silly adventures.
Realise it isnt real and that youre broke
Go inside the cannon thinking it’s the captains quarters
Next
Become the story’s antagonist?
Try to cut off some of Drach’s hair for a goatee of your own
Loot the ship!
or
Next
Place the Epoh Sphere on your head because it’s still in your inventory apparently.
how is it not an invasion?
wait… what’s going on?
Fire the cannon
Next
Gain experience for slaughtering sand dwarves.
Sing a jaunty tune!
Just what the hell is this thing?
go along with it.
demand a horned helm
Demand not just a horned helmet, but a fabulous horned helmet of DOOM!!
slay a jhen mohran! (MH3 reference)
Ask if you can fire the cannon.
Dress up in your pirate get up, it is impossible to be on a ship and not be a pirate!