Tell her it was all Douglas’ plan and that you’re just his slave
She didn’t believe you…
You also have an HP bar ache.
What do you do?
Push Douglas down the hole for fun. Then whine.
next
Ride Douglas all the way Next
ASK DOUGLASS ABOUT THE CURSE ALREADY.
Become a vampire.
Tell Douglas that if he’s such a great adventurer have him fix your curse.
OMG POISON!
Barf to remove the poison.
curl up into a fetal position and wait till the day is over
Throw up on douglas.
Realize that your health bar has dropped 1/467 since the last scene when you got your new curse, and that it is poison.
slither onward.
Can we play as someone else now?
Put on the Emerald Necklace.
Look at the stolen egg, and think of a way to hatch it.
Mount your grasshopper familiar to safety and Look for a cleric to undo your curse(s)
Attempt to cure your own stupidity with a prompt rock to the skull.
Realise how stupid you are.
Complain how this game does not scale the intelligence score with how the character acts at all.
……….*vomit*……..
Go on a quest to get as many status impairments as you possibly can!
cry tears of pure brain juice.
Next
Hurry up and die already!
Do I still have the egg?
ask dougles about you’r old and new curse.
Update inventory page.
take douglas to the nearest Namingway and have him renamed Mary Sue OR Be the other guy.
drink a generic rpg-style health potion.
use a healing spell
drink a generic rpg-style poison-curing potion
use a poison curing spell
cry
Hmmm… Wanna say “Next”… so… LAST. Doh.
Tell Douglas that he needs to find Deblin, ASAP!!!
Say “Douglas…you didn’t…you know…did you?”
Grab the poison Icon and place it on top of Douglas.
Where is Jane when you need her?
Return douglas to his hometown
Put on the emerald necklace, everyone knows those help against poison!
Realize that Wrath is now gone.
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Push Douglas down the hole for fun. Then whine.
next
Ride Douglas all the way Next
ASK DOUGLASS ABOUT THE CURSE ALREADY.
Become a vampire.
Tell Douglas that if he’s such a great adventurer have him fix your curse.
OMG POISON!
Barf to remove the poison.
curl up into a fetal position and wait till the day is over
Throw up on douglas.
Realize that your health bar has dropped 1/467 since the last scene when you got your new curse, and that it is poison.
slither onward.
Can we play as someone else now?
Put on the Emerald Necklace.
Look at the stolen egg, and think of a way to hatch it.
Mount your grasshopper familiar to safety
and
Look for a cleric to undo your curse(s)
Attempt to cure your own stupidity with a prompt rock to the skull.
Realise how stupid you are.
Complain how this game does not scale the intelligence score with how the character acts at all.
……….*vomit*……..
Go on a quest to get as many status impairments as you possibly can!
cry tears of pure brain juice.
Next
Hurry up and die already!
Do I still have the egg?
ask dougles about you’r old and new curse.
Update inventory page.
take douglas to the nearest Namingway and have him renamed Mary Sue
OR
Be the other guy.
drink a generic rpg-style health potion.
use a healing spell
drink a generic rpg-style poison-curing potion
use a poison curing spell
cry
Hmmm… Wanna say “Next”… so… LAST. Doh.
Tell Douglas that he needs to find Deblin, ASAP!!!
Say “Douglas…you didn’t…you know…did you?”
Grab the poison Icon and place it on top of Douglas.
Where is Jane when you need her?
Return douglas to his hometown
Put on the emerald necklace, everyone knows those help against poison!
Realize that Wrath is now gone.